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Funny story:  Teen sentenced to ten years in church chooses Church of Satan

Teen sentenced to ten years in church chooses Church of Satan

MUSKOGEE, Oklahoma (ABSNN) - When Oklahoma District Judge Mike Norman sentenced a teenaged youth who caused his friend's death in a car crash to church for ten years, he likely thought the boy would choose an evangelical church like the Nazarenes or...
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Funny story:  Judge Orders Feminist to Wear 'Idiot' Sign

Judge Orders Feminist to Wear 'Idiot' Sign

A feminist caught on camera driving on a pavement to avoid a school bus unloading small, defenseless children will have to stand at a crossroads wearing a sign describing herself as an idiot. Her car had 100 stickers with misandrist statements ag...
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Funny story:  Heather Matarazzo is a crazed cougar

Heather Matarazzo is a crazed cougar

A desperate looking female named Heather Matarazzo has been jailed for 40 years for craving a younger man she victimized. Matarazzo also known as "The alley cat cougar", because she stocked young men in alleys as they walked home from college, was...
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Funny story:  Brussels sprouts to save the Euro

Brussels sprouts to save the Euro

BRUSSELS - Hate Brussels sprouts? You'll really hate Brussels punishment for lack of budgetary discipline. That's right. According to our mole, a janitor at the conference, leaders of the European Central Bank have come up with the ultimate punishment for governments that do not pay back their loans. Germany was pushing for firing squad. The French were pushing the guilloti...
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Funny story:  Carlos Tevez to go out on loan

Carlos Tevez to go out on loan

Although Manchester City claim that they are in no way worried by Carlos Tevez's claim of unfair treatment over his alleged unwillingness to play against Bayern Munich, it would appear in the latest move that this is not the case. "We value Carlos...
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Funny story:  David Cameron Calls for Tougher Sentences for Smaller Crimes

David Cameron Calls for Tougher Sentences for Smaller Crimes

David Cameron spoke out this week in favour of tougher sentences for smaller crimes, in light of criticism on the handling of looters caught up in riots in the UK. In an exclusive interview, Cameron was quoted as saying "Well, it is about time th...
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Funny story:  Ugandan parliament outlaws doorbell-ditching, witchcraft

Ugandan parliament outlaws doorbell-ditching, witchcraft

KAMPALA, Uganda -- The National Assembly of Uganda entered a recess this week, ending one of the most productive legislative sessions in the country's history. The 375-member unicameral parliament enacted widespread reforms to the country's exhausti...
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Funny story:  New Anti-Smoking measures announced from Brussels

New Anti-Smoking measures announced from Brussels

A recent change in European law regarding the circumstances by which a person can be committed to a mental institution by the state has meant that in future anyone found guilty of smoking a cigarette in a designated public 'no smoking' area could in...
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Funny story:  Coming soon - to a television near you: "Today in the Stocks"

Coming soon - to a television near you: "Today in the Stocks"

The unexpected success of the Stocks , that quaint, almost primitive medieval instrument of ritual degradation that was erected recently in Newcastle in an experimental trial (now there's a pun, if you like one!) following intense pressure on HM Gove...
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Funny story:  Dr. Phil Claims Slapping Someone is Acceptable Behavior

Dr. Phil Claims Slapping Someone is Acceptable Behavior

Dr. Phil McGraw, known for his sometimes unorthodox approach to human interactions, has just come out with a new pamphlet that he is touting as a breakthrough in dealing with what he calls the "spoiled brat syndrome." The pamphlet is entitled "Sl...
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Funny story:  More Bad News for Dundee FC

More Bad News for Dundee FC

Troubled Dundee F.C. have been hit by more sanctions in their struggle to stay afloat. The First Division club , which went into administration in October 2010 for the second time in 8 years, was given a 25 point penalty by the Scottish Football L...
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Funny story:  Saudi punishment for "Cat Binning" woman

Saudi punishment for "Cat Binning" woman

In a move that will please Saudi Arabia's justice system, the Coventry woman who threw a cat into a wheelie bin, will herself be thrown into a wheelie bin for fifteen hours. "It is a victory for common sense!" Said the cat's owner. Saudi Arab...
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Funny story:  Charlie Sheen To Beat Himself With Hundred Dollar Bills

Charlie Sheen To Beat Himself With Hundred Dollar Bills

It seems Charlie Sheen has reached an agreement with authorities in Colorado over domestic violence allegations involving his wife, though either party would disclose details. Sheen has reportedly thrown himself at the mercy of the court over assa...
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Funny story:  Saudi girl is punished for attempted murder

Saudi girl is punished for attempted murder

A girl in Saudi Arabia will receive over 36 lashes for an attempted murder on her female teacher. The religious courts also felt it was necessary to place the girl two months in prison. The story took place in a female only school. The female teac...
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Funny story:  Carrie Prejean receives writing assignment for infractions

Carrie Prejean receives writing assignment for infractions

VISTA, CA - As a punishment for her iniquities, reigning Miss California has been assigned to submit the following in writing: I hate those who cling to worthless idols; as for me, I trust in the Lord. Psalm 31:6 I hate those who cling to worthless idols; as for me, I trust in the Lord. Psalm 31:6 I hate those who cling to worthless idols; as for me, I trust in the Lord. Psalm 31:6...
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Funny story:  Manilow Music Scatters Troubled Youth

Manilow Music Scatters Troubled Youth

A mall in Christchurch, New Zealand is attempting to rid themselves of drunken and drugged kids causing them problems by playing the music of Barry Manilow. The New Zealand city hopes that putting the American crooner's smooth and gentle tones int...
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Funny story:  Damn the streetlights!

Damn the streetlights!

I’ve come to realize one great injustice in this world—and that is the punishment, nay, the TORTURE of being made to wait at a stoplight more than once. How many times have you waited at a red light, watch it turn green, and then wait in agony as the losers in front of you slowly creep toward the intersection? Then, just when you believe that there could be some hope for you to make it through, th...
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