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Grammar dogs for the uneducated

Funny story: Grammar dogs for the uneducated

The blind receive help from Seeing Eye dogs, the deaf get help from hearing ear dogs and the tastebudless get help from tasting tongue dogs. Now a new initiative is helping one of the forgotten disabilities: an inability to punctuate and general bad...

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Punctuation to be made optional in all online material

Funny story: Punctuation to be made optional in all online material

Due to a deteriorating command of the English language it has been determined that punctuation is no longer required in any material to be put on line It just confuses things said Don Caster head of English at Oxford University Nobody needs punctu...

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Man In Comma For 10 Years Finally Up And Walking

Funny story: Man In Comma For 10 Years Finally Up And Walking

A man trapped in a comma for over 10 years is finally up and walking - and is amazed it took so long! "It all started when I was minding my own business when all of a sudden this giant comma, out of nowhere, landed on top of me. I was, in, the, w...

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Punctuation to be scrapped 'cause no one has a bloody clue how to use it any more

Funny story: Punctuation to be scrapped 'cause no one has a bloody clue how to use it any more

The apostrophe is to be scrapped and all punctuation in fact after a survey showed that the entire country had no bloody clue how to use it (or even gave a shit). The decision comes after a survey found last week that Britons would rather watch St...

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Arkansas's legislature addresses punctuation

Funny story: Arkansas's legislature addresses punctuation

LITTLE ROCK -- Arkansas Rep. Steve Harrelson has introduced a resolution to declare that the official way to form the possessive of the state is "Arkansas's." The dispute arises because different stylebooks have different usages for f...

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