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Size and Shape of Halloween Gourd Display Causes Uproar

Funny story: Size and Shape of Halloween Gourd Display Causes Uproar

Capitalizing on the Halloween consumer market but causing a community uprising in the process, one local store's lawn display featured a large inflatable holiday decoration comprised of two pumpkins and an extremely large, questionably shaped gourd.

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Some royal bridesmaids dubbed pug-ugly freaks

Funny story: Some royal bridesmaids dubbed pug-ugly freaks

London - "You shouldn't call them freaks," protocol watchers seethed with ire as little Grace Van Cutsem and Lady Louise Windsor performed in public today. Yet it's hard to find kind words to describe some of the inbreds at today's royal gravy tra...

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How To Bake The Perfect Pumpkin Pie This Halloween

Funny story: How To Bake The Perfect Pumpkin Pie This Halloween

Yes, Halloween is upon us once again. The night of the Witches is traditionally celebrated by children dressing up in scary costumes and then terrorising elderly neighbours into giving them their cash. But Halloween is also the time for the humble pumpkin to take centre stage. On October 31st this rarely eaten big berry suddenly becomes all the rage. Pumpkin pie, made from the leftovers after a...

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The Latest Celebrity Craze For Halloween Is Swarovski Pumpkin Seed Vajazzling

Funny story: The Latest Celebrity Craze For Halloween Is Swarovski Pumpkin Seed Vajazzling

HOLLYWOOD - It is certainly no secret that the celebrities on the Left Coast are always at the forefront of new and different innovations. The Californians led the way in body piercings including body parts such as eyebrows, lips, tongues, nipple...

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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez To Star In The TV Special "The Halloween Witches Vs. The Pumpkin Eating Vampires"

Funny story: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez To Star In The TV Special "The Halloween Witches Vs. The Pumpkin Eating Vampires"

HOLLYWOOD - A spokesperson for the Nickelodeon Network has just announced that they will soon begin filming on a Halloween special based on Elvira McFiddletocky's 18th century novel The Halloween Witches Vs. The Pumpkin Eating Vampires. The specia...

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Smashing Pumpkins Set Reunion Tour for 2009

Funny story: Smashing Pumpkins Set Reunion Tour for 2009

With the last hurdle finally overcome, Billy Corrigan has signed a one-year deal to bring the famous modern rock band back together for a series of tour dates starting in September 2009. Labeled as the "Literal Tour", the Pumpkins will book 12 d...

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