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Funny story:  'Long cues' warning as 10,000 head for tournament

'Long cues' warning as 10,000 head for tournament

Thousands of people competing in this weekend's snooker tournament at Sheffield Crucible are being told they face a public transport ordeal. Heavy crowds are heading to Sheffield bus station where long queues are expected. Most of these snooker pl...
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Funny story:  Pensioner Ejected from Bus in Nottingham - Police attended the ensuing fracas

Pensioner Ejected from Bus in Nottingham - Police attended the ensuing fracas

A public disturbance took place yesterday on Mansfield Road, outside the Victoria Centre Shopping main entrance in Nottingham City centre. Police were called to a fracas on a number 58 bus, as the driver tried to eject a male pensioner, who it see...
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Funny story:  Drag Me To Hell - The Joys of Public Transportation

Drag Me To Hell - The Joys of Public Transportation

The poster advertisement at the bus terminal shows a picture of a guy who looks as though he accidentally walked in on his roommate's hot girlfriend taking a shower, and has sprawled out on a plush comfortable couch, hands laced behind his head, just reliving the moment. The caption reads "Get Ready For Comfort". Poster guy has a laptop, an I-Pod, a stack of books, and what appears to be a rather...
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Funny story:  Public Transport Announcements Targetted By Minister

Public Transport Announcements Targetted By Minister

War has at last been declared on constant announcements on public transport. Transport minister Norman Baker intends to have a word with transport providers to bring an end to what he dismissed as "confetti commentary." "Do we really need to be...
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Funny story:  Police To Chase Criminals On Buses

Police To Chase Criminals On Buses

A hard-up police force has negotiated free bus travel to get its officers to their beats. Uniformed bobbies in Gloucestershire will be able to hop on Stagecoach vehicles in a bid to save petrol costs and wear and tear on patrol cars. Gloucester...
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Funny story:  Congestion Charge Changes

Congestion Charge Changes

Manchester's congestion charge proposals are changing again. The proposals have already changed several times since their conception. Including setting them for time of day and direction, then excluding all taxis, buses, fire services and police cars...
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