Ocean City - Green-colored laser pointers have become recently popular, especially among youth. Reports state that vendor's on Ocean City's boardwalk have sold over 30,000 of the items over the summer. They have increasingly become a public nuisanc...
Police are hunting a man who has been pestering women at a rural beauty spot dressed as a Smurf.
The man has been seen on several occasions wearing a blue, skin-tight Morphsuit and face paint.
He runs up to women and performs star jumps in fron...
Roving packs of joggers have sprung up on the streets of Dorking, terrorising local residents.
"We're afraid to go out at night," said Harold Nottingham, a septuagenarian from Oswald Crescent. "I'm forever having to put my bins back upright in the...
LONDON, England - A judiciary hearing was held in London's High Court Monday to determine whether or not singer George Michael has reached a level of public nuisance which should prohibit him from ever being allowed to interact with society again...
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