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First Lady says she has had 'too many bushes'

Funny story: First Lady says she has had 'too many bushes'

WASHINGTON, DC - First Lady Michele Obama responded via Twitter to Former First Lady Barbara Bush's recent Skype address, stating that "she hasn't had 'too many Bushes'", by saying she has had way too many bushes. Besides having to endure preside...

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In nomine pubis et filii et spiritus sancti - Catholic pube row continues to escalate

Funny story: In nomine pubis et filii et spiritus sancti - Catholic pube row continues to escalate

Sister Flacid Matriach, Mother Superior of The Last Evacuation of Christ, a cloister of silent bald nuns in the Holy Land, have vehemently denied any involvement in the Pubes for Pews scandal which surfaced this Monday. Talking through an interpr...

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Ass hairs effective remedy for baldness

At the International Baldness Institutesomewhere in Asia, a sleepy lab technician on the night shift was hastily scratching his ass and subsequently placed a finger into his ass opening because the itchiness seem to be sourced from down deep. When he...

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J.K Rowling to reissue the Harry Potter series for more mature audiences

Funny story: J.K Rowling to reissue the Harry Potter series for more mature audiences

In an effort to re-capitalize on the Harry Potter franchise, J.K. Rowling has announced she will rewrite all the series of books with slightly different titles and story-lines to appeal to older readers. The first book will be called Harry Potter and the Sorcerer Get Stoned. In this delightful tale, Harry goes to Hogwarts for the first time and unknowingly finds himself in the middle of a drug...

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Lady Gaga going bald and losing her pubes too!

Funny story: Lady Gaga going bald and losing her pubes too!

Lady Gaga has admitted; "I'm going bald" and in desperation has asked Elton John the name of his hair designer and how much it costs to have a woven mop just like his. The reason for Lady Gaga announcing this fact is a slight dichotomy of the trut...

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Virginia Thomas: "The Pubic Hair on the Coke Can Was Mine!"

In a startling revelation and nineteen years after the Clarence Thomas Supreme Court nomination hearings, Virginia Thomas has reportedly left a message for Anita Hill apologizing for her part in the controversy. One of the most shocking revelation...

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Profuse Pubic Hair Making A Comeback

Funny story: Profuse Pubic Hair Making A Comeback

It's official - males all over the world, having grown weary of Brazilian waxed women are becoming increasingly disgruntled about the paucity of pubic hair and are demanding a return to the good old days of the hairy muff. Hairy muffs, once quite...

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Pubic Hair Found in Bath

Funny story: Pubic Hair Found in Bath

A friend who was fried alive by his girl friend for leaving the toilet seat up should hear my tale of woe. I left one of my curliest pubic hairs in the bath. On top of that I used her toothbrush - even after kissing her I was not forgiven for that. I pulled the sheet from her side of the bed. I kicked her when I was dreaming. I broke a plate when doing the washing up. I got mud on t...

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London Hit by Pube Chaos

Funny story: London Hit by Pube Chaos

The announcement yesterday of the end of the week-long action by members of the Razor Retailers Union created chaos in London as it coincided with last night's tube strike. Thousands irritated by the recent scarcity of razors left work early to...

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Advocates of Male Crotch Shaving Say "Don't Let Something Hairy Pop Your Cherry"

Funny story: Advocates of Male Crotch Shaving Say "Don't Let Something Hairy Pop Your Cherry"

Medical research has shown that the hair of a human being is the dirtiest part of the body, carrying the largest number of organisms and diseases. Because of this revelation, more and more men are shaving their pubic areas because they say "it is cl...

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Katie Price Launches New Merkin Minge Range

Funny story: Katie Price Launches New Merkin Minge Range

Pneumatic star Katie Price aka Jordan has today revealed that her new false eyelash range is in fact a new range of designer merkins called "Katies Merkin Minge." Famous for having her finger in one too many business deals Jordan will be launching...

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Millions of Pubic Hairs Later, Norwegian Immigrant Earns Fortune, Granted Citizenship, Doesn't Win Nobel Prize!

Funny story: Millions of Pubic Hairs Later, Norwegian Immigrant Earns Fortune, Granted Citizenship, Doesn't Win Nobel Prize!

Bergen, Norway/ The Other city, Slightly to the Right of Oslo - In this bustling Norwegian seaport, customers at the busy fish market, were humming with gossip after the recent 'awarding' of the Nobel Peace Prize to Barack Hussein Obama, the American...

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Bush fire in Victoria station

Funny story: Bush fire in Victoria station

An unusual incident occurred at eleventeen twelve am this morning when Mrs Fanny Ablaze demonstrated that her name was meaningful. She had been late for her train, and had slid down the escalator bannister to save time, but the friction had create...

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Woman encountering over-puberty

Funny story: Woman encountering over-puberty

Very bad news awaits a woman who is encountering over-puberty after a puberty check to make sure she is fine in terms of puberty. 18 year old Julia Vagina, is encountering puberty which is turning out to be a horrible and embarrassing encounter fo...

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Amy Winehouse Loses Beehive, Braids Her Crotch

Funny story: Amy Winehouse Loses Beehive, Braids Her Crotch

Amy Winehouse has been photographed without her characteristic beehive, rendering the blues skank virtually indistinguishable from run-of-the-mill skanks in the area. Waiting to be reunited with her husband, who was released from jail last week,...

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Winslet Upset at Airbrushed Bush

Funny story: Winslet Upset at Airbrushed Bush

London - Kate Winslet, an adamant PETA proponent, is livid at Vanity Fair magazine after her coverphoto shoot, seen in this month's issue. Apparently the airbrush allegations that the magazine is defending are true. Winslet appeared on this m...

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Palin Sought Big Fed Bucks to Find Cure for Crabs!

Funny story: Palin Sought Big Fed Bucks to Find Cure for Crabs!

Itchy Sarah Palin, mayor of Wasilla, Alaska which has more pubic lice than people sought large Federal grants to find a cure for the crabs. Palin told a Congressional committee charged with investigating Pthirus pubis ("crab" louse, pubic louse) that...

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Abstinence Program Fails; Bush Sets Puberty Age at 18

Funny story: Abstinence Program Fails; Bush Sets Puberty Age at 18

A Study commissioned by Congress promoting abstinence only programs has proven completely ineffective in preventing or delaying teenagers from having sexual intercourse. Therefore, President Bush has set the minimum age for puberty at 18 for all U.S...

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