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Funny story: Death of Ariel Sharon Has Messiah Watchers In A Frenzy

Death of Ariel Sharon Has Messiah Watchers In A Frenzy

After the death of former Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon millions of Christians are "looking for signs" that the the new Messiah is among us and are eagerly awaiting salvation and the opportunity to say "I told you so" and to nod their heads kn...
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Funny story: Friday the 13th Rome earthquake is Third Secret of Fatima

Friday the 13th Rome earthquake is Third Secret of Fatima

Rome - (Jesus Wept News): A 'spolier' prediction by cabinet-maker and amateur seismologist Raffaele Bendandi has rattled the Vatican. The wannabe seer reckoned that today, May 11th's astrological alignments would spark the Big One, razing the Eter...
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Funny story: Star Sign Reassignment Continues To Promote Controversy

Star Sign Reassignment Continues To Promote Controversy

Astrologers remain divided about the increasing number of people choosing to undergo Star Sign Reassignment. As little as ten years ago it was believed that natal charts were fixed at the time of birth, and that lives would inevitably follow the c...
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Funny story: Second Prophet (of two) named by Ron Weinland

Second Prophet (of two) named by Ron Weinland

As I continued my research on Ronald Weinland, one of only two true prophets (according to Ronald Weinland), he has, at last named the 2nd prophet. It is HIS WIFE. He is now saying that God speaks to him via email on a daily basis, using an alias...
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Funny story: 'Blue Moon' on New Year's Eve confirms Mayan apocalypse of planetary doom

'Blue Moon' on New Year's Eve confirms Mayan apocalypse of planetary doom

On the last day of 2009, an auspicious day by any reckoning, a 'blue moon' will appear in the skies surrounding the entire planet of Earth. 'Numerologists have been warning about this planetary convergence for centuries', said Judith Cousins, a ps...
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Funny story: 2012: Time For A Holiday?

2012: Time For A Holiday?

The prophecy dictated by the Mayans that the world, as we know it, will end in 2012 has been thrown in to doubt after a discovery of writings in a Mayan book 'What We Did On Our Holidays'. The book actually states that the world will end at 20:12.
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Santa's Grotto now to include Customer Returns Line

Unwanted Presents can now be returned over a Lapland phone - line. Elves won't man phones as headsets incompatible with Ears.
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