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Two students suspended over using their initials on a group assignment

Funny story: Two students suspended over using their initials on a group assignment

Felicia Underwood and Cindy King were suspended from Squaresville High over placing their initials on their joint assignment. Underwood placed F. U. on the paper, followed by King placing C. K. on the paper. According to them, they gave it no thought...

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Dolphins call each other dirty names

Funny story: Dolphins call each other dirty names

HARFOLD, Vt. - Harfold State College released a report today that supports the long-suspected assumption that dolphins were really mean deep down inside. "Calling each other names is just the beginning," said Jan Vincent, instructor of marine scie...

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Holder Stretches to Comply

Funny story: Holder Stretches to Comply

Attorneys at the Department of Justice are scrambling today, as they work hurriedly to complete the homework assigned to them on Tuesday by Federal Judge Jerry Smith of the 5th Circuit Court of Appeals. Judge Smith has demanded a letter of no le...

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Illinois Professor Invents New Profane Word

Funny story: Illinois Professor Invents New Profane Word

University of Illinois English professor Sergei Bloomfield claims he has added a new profane word to the English language which he suggests should immediately be banned from television and radio stations and parents should be teaching their children...

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East Bay High School Swear Jar Feeds Africa

Funny story: East Bay High School Swear Jar Feeds Africa

For the past month, East Bay High School has had severe profanity problems. As a solution, the staff created a giant Swear Jar. Every time the students swear or use vulgar language, they must pay 25 cents to the Swear Jar or go to detention.

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Drill Sergeant Takes Over Iraq, Makes Whole Country Drop For Push-Ups

Funny story: Drill Sergeant Takes Over Iraq, Makes Whole Country Drop For Push-Ups

Parris Island, NC - Iraqis woke up this morning to the sounds of profanity and shouting this morning when control of Iraq was handed over to Marine Corps Drill Instructor Gunnery Sergeant Heartman.

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