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Former Teen Idol David Cassidy Sentenced To Rehab

Funny story: Former Teen Idol David Cassidy Sentenced To Rehab

HOLLYWOOD - Several Tinsel Town entertainment media publications including Bedroom Pillow Talk are reporting a story about one of the biggest teen idols of the 70s. David Cassidy who starred in the musical sitcom The Partridge Family has just been...

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The U.S. Put on Probation

Funny story: The U.S. Put on Probation

THE HAGUE, NETHERLANDS - The International Court of Justice (ICJ), the principal judicial organ of the United Nations, has placed the United States on a year's probation. The ICJ determined that the U.S. was guilty of mishandling of the world's en...

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President Obama May Be Sending Chris Brown To Gitmo

Funny story: President Obama May Be Sending Chris Brown To Gitmo

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has just informed the news media that hip hop rap artist Chris Brown, who seems to have become the black, male version of Lindsay Lohan, may find himself in some deep do, as they say down in t...

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Lindsay Lohan Wants A Baby - California Tells Her If She Has A Baby Her Probation Will Be Revoked

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Wants A Baby - California Tells Her If She Has A Baby Her Probation Will Be Revoked

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan still has a little over four more weeks in rehab before she is released. An unnamed source stated that when Lohan is released she will have to be released under the supervision and guardianship of an adult. Her mothe...

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Chris Brown Could End Up Singing Behind Iron Bars

Funny story: Chris Brown Could End Up Singing Behind Iron Bars

CHICAGO - Chris Brown has just had his probation revoked and the hip hopper who thought it was cute to beat the heck out of his girlfriend Rihanna could end up singing acapella and most probably falsetto in prison. According to Celebrity Globe rep...

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Lindsay Lohan's Mom, Dana Wants To Be On Dancing With The Stars

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Mom, Dana Wants To Be On Dancing With The Stars

BEVERLY HILLS - Dana Lohan was out and about strutting around on one of the most famous streets in the world, Rodeo Drive. The mother of the infamous Lindsay Lohan said that she hopes that somehow, someway her much troubled daughter finally gets o...

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Lindsay Lohan's Lawyer: "That's It, I Quit - Lohan The Flake Is On Her Own"

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Lawyer: "That's It, I Quit - Lohan The Flake Is On Her Own"

LOS ANGELES - Shawn Holley, who was up until this week, Lindsay Lohan's lawyer, has got to be one of the most patient women in the entire United States. Holley has tried her best to help the little, misguided Hollywood rich girl, but all to no ava...

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Lindsay Lohan Is Finally Off Probation - And She Celebrates By Painting The Town Red!

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Is Finally Off Probation - And She Celebrates By Painting The Town Red!

LOS ANGELES - After being on probation for nearly five years, a Los Angeles County judge has lifted the much-troubled starlets probationary status. Judge Stephanie "The Gavel" Sautner advised the celebutante known as "LiLo" that she wants for her...

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Simon Says...Stop Stalking!

Funny story: Simon Says...Stop Stalking!

Today a victory was scored for the battered and weary titan that is British justice. Due to the increase of people been sniffed on the bus by strangers, stalking will be now be classified as a crime. The news excited P. Tom of the probation union...

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President Obama Tells Vice-President Joe Biden He Has To Do More Around The White House Or He May Be Put On Probation

Funny story: President Obama Tells Vice-President Joe Biden He Has To Do More Around The White House Or He May Be Put On Probation

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A highly reliable, unnamed, inside White House source has revealed that President Obama recently had a heart-to-heart meeting with Vice-President Joe Biden. According to the source, it is really no secret at the White House that...

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Lindsay "But I'm Above The Law" Logan's Probation Is Revoked And The Celebrity Diva Is Taken Into Custody In Handcuffs

Funny story: Lindsay "But I'm Above The Law" Logan's Probation Is Revoked And The Celebrity Diva Is Taken Into Custody In Handcuffs

LOS ANGELES - It appears that finally one of the judges hearing the many and varied cases of one Lindsay Lohan has had her fill of the way that the little misguided prima donna thinks that she can just do whatever the hell she wants and get away with...

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Mel Gibson Sentenced To 36 Months Probation - The Judge Prohibits Him From Raising His Voice

Funny story: Mel Gibson Sentenced To 36 Months Probation - The Judge Prohibits Him From Raising His Voice

LOS ANGELES - After months and months of sweating out the possibility that he could end up in prison, the judge in the Mel "From Hell" Gibson - Oksana "The Pretty Pianist" Grigorieva assault case has ruled that the "Mad Aussie" will be placed on prob...

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Lindsay Lohan Gets Caught, Making a Break For It. Battles With Betty Ford Counselor.

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Gets Caught, Making a Break For It. Battles With Betty Ford Counselor.

Lindsay Lohan, America's sweetheart/bad girl was caught by one of the Betty Ford staff, making a break for it, with one of her girlfriends to go out boozing it up. Lindsay, who has been court ordered, to go to an extended stay in a rehab might no...

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The Police: Miniature Wehrmacht on manoeuvres in Wiltshire.

Funny story: The Police: Miniature Wehrmacht on manoeuvres in Wiltshire.

Rural Wiltshire, England: A privately educated 57-year-old Lady nearing her pension age and bus pass, who has a degree in microbiology from Warwick University and works as a market researcher, has fallen victim to the tin-pot dictatorship of the Wil...

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The Raoul Moat early release from jail scheme, may have to be "accepted" by the public

Funny story: The Raoul Moat early release from jail scheme, may have to be "accepted" by the public

HM Probation Service, London: As part of attempts to keep down the cost of the criminal justice system, the probation watchdog has suggested that Murders and other serious crimes committed by prisoners such as Raoul Moat, released early from jail, m...

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Chris Brown Nears End of Probation and Ready to Move On

Funny story: Chris Brown Nears End of Probation and Ready to Move On

Los Angeles County Circuit Court reviewed what it called a "clean report card" on Chris Brown's behavior this week, while Brown nears the end of his probation. Speaking to reporters after the update hearing, Brown indicated he was ready to "move on"...

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Paris Hilton Late For Court Date for Probation Violations

Funny story: Paris Hilton Late For Court Date for Probation Violations

Paris Hilton arrived late for a Los Angeles court date today, but claimed that keeping the judge and attorney's waiting was not her fault. "Have you seen the new shoes at Gucci? I mean, they expect me to be in some courtroom when they are...

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