The inaugural 'Titter Ye Not Prize' was awarded this lunchtime in a Central London hotel banqueting suite. The prize, thought to be the brainchild of controversial historian, David Starkey, is to be awarded on a totally haphazard basis to whoever hap...
Local farmer Arthur Choke, better known as Artie, caused a stir at the annual Edinburgh vegetable show yesterday.
Farmer Choke, famed for his prize giant cucumbers, withdrew his competition entry, drawing speculation from other competitors.
At this festive time of year, it is customary to help those less fortunate than yourself. This year, the plight of atheists and evolutionists is at its most dire for years.
Since the fable of evolution was swallowed up by the terminally gullible and stupid, the puzzle of the materialistic explanation for the origins of life has been one of the thousands of unanswered and ignored questions about...
19 year old Jack Jones, of Gorleston near Great Yarmouth is the talk of the town today, after having his garden shed nominated for the 'Shed Of The Year' title, sponsored by Just Champion Sheds Ltd of Jarrow.
Jack's shed is no ordinary shed, fille...
The Conservative Party's election manifesto has been nominated for the prestigious Booker prize. The award, given to the best work of fiction, has long been the goal of all authors.
The manifesto, "We're In It Together" tells of how an upper clas...
MacBurger has announced a prestigious new annual arts prize for the fastest texted irreverent joke following any tragic event.
The clock will be started once a celebrity dies, a building collapses, a film actress forgets her underwear or any other internationally symbolic moment.
Category awards will be available:
1. Fastest and funniest.
2. Fastest and most sexist.
3. Fastest and mo...
Former Mozambique President Joaquim Chissano has learned that he has won a large cash prize, but he has refused to collect it, because he fears it may be a scam.
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TAMPA BAY, Fla. -- The American Academy of Dermatology Association (AADA) and International Society of Aesthetic Plastic Surgery (ISAPS) together have awarded their first-ever distinguished presidential citation lifetime achievement award to actor an...
The creators of the recently won Ansari X Prize have announced a new challenge for pioneering aviators.
Australian painter,Iva Brush today won the prestigious Archibald Prize for his entry called 'Black cat in a coalmine'.
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