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Trump Tries to Wrangle Invitation to Princess Eugenie's Wedding

Funny story: Trump Tries to Wrangle Invitation to Princess Eugenie's Wedding

President Donald Trump of the U.S. has announced that he would like to visit London on October 12, which just happens to be the planned date for Princess Eugenie of York's wedding. Included in the unsolicited invitation for the Trumps to visit was...

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Former Duchess Sarah Ferguson Will Be Given Wedding Invitation to Harry's Wedding if She Promises to Stop Tweeting

Funny story: Former Duchess Sarah Ferguson Will Be Given Wedding Invitation to Harry's Wedding if She Promises to Stop Tweeting

Buckingam Palace The former wife of Prince Andrew, Sarah Ferguson, signed an agreement today with Buckingham Palace regarding the conditions she agrees to follow if allowed to attend royal weddings. The first point was that Sarah must avoid Prince...

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Newborns: "We Hate Our Boring Little Hats"

Funny story: Newborns: "We Hate Our Boring Little Hats"

Hats off to newborns the world over who are staging protests (crying marathons in numerous hospital nurseries) this week against those ugly, tight, style-free hats pulled onto their heads shortly after birth. A Spoof reporter who talks baby talk interviewed a group of babies in a New York hospital to find out more about what's behind this hate-the-hat movement. "Those hats are just plain ugl...

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It's That Time of Year! Bad Taste and the Gruesome Twosome Set to Return to Royal Ascot!

Funny story: It's That Time of Year! Bad Taste and the Gruesome Twosome Set to Return to Royal Ascot!

Odds makers are having a bit of fun again his year prior to the kickoff for the Royal Ascot setting the odds on what the Princess Uglies, Beatrice and Eugenie can do for a 'topper' after the Royal Wedding great hat fiasco! Millinery Mavens say the...

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Queen's Jubilee Hat Fashions Turn Edible

Funny story: Queen's Jubilee Hat Fashions Turn Edible

Never squandering an opportunity to compete against each other in the world of high fashion, several women from the extended Royal Family and other distinguished guests are wearing edible hats for the Queen's Jubilee. One daring creation was a pro...

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Ugly hats on even uglier wannabe divas mar annual Cenotaph parade

Funny story: Ugly hats on even uglier wannabe divas mar annual Cenotaph parade

London - Roadkill millinery enthusiasts are having none of it, of course, but today's display of hideous royal headgear nearly cracked Outside Broadcasting camera lenses at the annual Whitehall memorial service. "At least Prince Andrew's gargoyle...

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Princess Eugenie Prefers Taylor Lautner Over Robert Pattinson

Funny story: Princess Eugenie Prefers Taylor Lautner Over Robert Pattinson

It seems that the younger British Royals can't get enough of Hollywood's finest! Following the revelation that Princess Beatrice (the one in the funny hat) longs to star opposite Robert Pattinson in a Twilight movie, we can now reveal that Princess E...

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Current TV's Al Gore Signs Princesses Beatrice & Eugenie To Paying Gig; Queen Relieved!

Funny story: Current TV's Al Gore Signs Princesses Beatrice & Eugenie To Paying Gig; Queen Relieved!

Shortly after finding out they were to be 'cut loose' and expected to 'find their own way,' Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie have been signed to star in a new reality show on Al Gore's faltering TV network, CURRENT, hosted by Keith Olbermann. It wi...

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Duke of Yuk Can't Find Private Minders to Keep Princesses from Running Amok!

Funny story: Duke of Yuk Can't Find Private Minders to Keep Princesses from Running Amok!

The Queen's recent edict cutting off private security for the Princess Uglies, Beatrice and Eugenie, is causing rising angst to their beleaguered father, Duke of Yuk, who in desperation resorted to the help wanted ads seeking private protection for...

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Beatrice and Eugenie Stripped of "Protection', "Must Crawl Home on their Own" says Queen!

Funny story: Beatrice and Eugenie Stripped of "Protection', "Must Crawl Home on their Own" says Queen!

Following the furor over recent Millinery Mayhem exhibited at the Royal Wedding, the Queen has announced her disfavor by stripping 'personal protection' from the Princesses of Yuk, Beatrice and Eugenie, an act which is said will hamper their 'pub cra...

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Cops' strip poker showdown defrocks Beatrice and Eugenie

Funny story: Cops' strip poker showdown defrocks Beatrice and Eugenie

London - A Royal Protection Racket cops' straight flush has stripped useless royal slappers Beatrice and Eugenie. Prince Andrew's molls were caught 'frightening the whorses' and now see their 24/7 bodyguards axed in the austerity cuts. A radica...

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Gagged: Red Tops mobile hacking spree sought Jeffrey Epstein/Princess Eugenie paternity test results

Funny story: Gagged: Red Tops mobile hacking spree sought Jeffrey Epstein/Princess Eugenie paternity test results

London - A super-injunction obtained by the Queen forbids any mention of it. Nor any reference to forensick (sic) analysis of the Princess' Royal Truss Fund credits. But moves under Parliamentary Privilege next week will seek to establish if fa...

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Beatrice and Eugenie to be thrown out of St James's Palace

Funny story: Beatrice and Eugenie to be thrown out of St James's Palace

London - The filthy little slutz will be evicted later this week under Section 666 of the Squatting Act. Royal Protection Racket officers caught them at it and told the Queen who went bananas. They will now be formally escorted off the premises...

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More Princess Eugenie bollox as junior 'royal' heads toTanzania to groom unsuspecting teenagers

Funny story: More Princess Eugenie bollox as junior 'royal' heads toTanzania to groom unsuspecting teenagers

Fuckingham Palace - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): "Eugenie is going to be helping young African gels who are a bit behind with their sex slavery aspirations," Sarah, Duchess of Pork told reporters today. "It's so frightfully important that young usel...

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Princess Eugenie mugged in Harrabs

Funny story: Princess Eugenie mugged in Harrabs

London - (Right Royal Carry-on Mess): House of Ratzinger wannabe seventh-in-line to the throne Princess Eugenie has been mugged in Harrabs department store it has been reported today. The nineteen year-old slapper was just fumbling in her purse f...

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Naked Princess Eugenie Says She's Just Like You, Only Richer

Funny story: Naked Princess Eugenie Says She's Just Like You, Only Richer

(London, England) - Caught frolicking naked on her college grounds, Britain's Princess Eugenie says she did it to connect with commoners and to "show off my naughty bits, of which I am quite proud."...

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Eugenie marks Trooping the Colour with naked split beaver

Funny story: Eugenie marks Trooping the Colour with naked split beaver

Whorse Guards Parade, London - (Spotty Ass Mess): Up and coming Hellfire Club tribute artiste Princess Eugenie has celebrated the Queen's Official Birthday Suit Parade with a naked split beaver fly-past photo-montage opportunity.

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Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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