London - A Black Death burial pit containing hundreds of thousands of medieval skeletons is slowly contaminating rivulets that feed London's River Thames according to QM-NewsCorpse reports.
Scientists monitoring the excavation under the Farringdon...
London - The lavatory seat-shaped water feature is the latest victim of the hosepipe ban after a thick brownish sludge was seen spurting from its hydro-aeration vents.
Hype Park officials ordered a shutdown of the main pumping mechanism responsibl...
MARYLEBONE - LONDON:- Engineers engaged in the construction of the controversial Princess Diana Memorial Fountain extension, today admitted that the project is unlikely to be completed in time for the 2012 London Olympic Games.
The original plans...
London - "Smells like lobster gumbo during advanced putrefaction," worried Royal Parks Agency sources admitted today.
By lunchtime hundreds of London sunbathers had been taken in droves to A&E as noxious fumes continued to spew from the tragic...
London - The pre-nuptial trip to 'lay some flowers' at Diana's Althorp burial mound raised some eyebrows earlier when the dishevelled couple eventually emerged from the Spencer island mausoleum.
Tonight a Buckingham Palace tip-off reckoned the new...
London - "We've been as busy as Beachy Head at Christmas," a Royal Parks Agency police diver commented this afternoon, "what with so many royal wedding invite disappointees looking for a landmark Central London site.
"Of course, the Diana Fountain...
London - (Goodbye England's Woes Mess): The mass ablution of congenital sins will take place in the open air at London's Hype Park this Saturday.
Weeks of preparation have seen thousands of gallons of disinfectant dumped into the Memorial Fountain...
London - (Hydrophobic Mess): A one mile exclusion zone has been imposed around Hyde Park's Princess Diana Memorial Fountain after frolicking sun worshipers went down with suspected rabies yesterday.
London - (Bad Ass Mess): A new commemorative fountain is to be erected in London's Regent's Park, dedicated to all those who have spontaneously expressed their opinions on the Puppet Monarchy by urinating in Hyde Park's Diana, Princess of...
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