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Newborns: "We Hate Our Boring Little Hats"

Funny story: Newborns: "We Hate Our Boring Little Hats"

Hats off to newborns the world over who are staging protests (crying marathons in numerous hospital nurseries) this week against those ugly, tight, style-free hats pulled onto their heads shortly after birth. A Spoof reporter who talks baby talk interviewed a group of babies in a New York hospital to find out more about what's behind this hate-the-hat movement. "Those hats are just plain ugl...

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Queen Ordered to Muzzle Corgis

Funny story: Queen Ordered to Muzzle Corgis

HM Queen Elizabeth II has been ordered to muzzle her corgis in public places and has been summoned to appear at the Central London Magistrates Court, in order to answer a charge under the Dangerous Dogs Act. The move follows a vicious attack by tw...

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It's That Time of Year! Bad Taste and the Gruesome Twosome Set to Return to Royal Ascot!

Funny story: It's That Time of Year! Bad Taste and the Gruesome Twosome Set to Return to Royal Ascot!

Odds makers are having a bit of fun again his year prior to the kickoff for the Royal Ascot setting the odds on what the Princess Uglies, Beatrice and Eugenie can do for a 'topper' after the Royal Wedding great hat fiasco! Millinery Mavens say the...

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Queen's Jubilee Hat Fashions Turn Edible

Funny story: Queen's Jubilee Hat Fashions Turn Edible

Never squandering an opportunity to compete against each other in the world of high fashion, several women from the extended Royal Family and other distinguished guests are wearing edible hats for the Queen's Jubilee. One daring creation was a pro...

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Ugly hats on even uglier wannabe divas mar annual Cenotaph parade

Funny story: Ugly hats on even uglier wannabe divas mar annual Cenotaph parade

London - Roadkill millinery enthusiasts are having none of it, of course, but today's display of hideous royal headgear nearly cracked Outside Broadcasting camera lenses at the annual Whitehall memorial service. "At least Prince Andrew's gargoyle...

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Queen Elizabeth II Now Carries iPad in her Hat

Funny story: Queen Elizabeth II Now Carries iPad in her Hat

Her hats have always been striking. Especially lately, when she's had her hats refashioned to include a slot for her iPad. Palace insiders say that the Queen has been quite impressed with the interest generated by granddaughter Princess Beatric...

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Andy Murray explains why he 'lost' at Wimbledon today

Funny story: Andy Murray explains why he 'lost' at Wimbledon today

Andy Murray was extremely upset when he lost to Nadal and saw his dream slip away. When asked what he thinks happened he, apparently told reporters he had caught a glimpse of Pippa Middleton in the stands and had a hard time concentrating on the g...

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Princess Beatrice Has A Crush On Robert Pattinson - Wants To Co-Star With Him In A Twilight Movie

Funny story: Princess Beatrice Has A Crush On Robert Pattinson - Wants To Co-Star With Him In A Twilight Movie

Hot news from the UK this morning is that Princess Beatrice, the daughter of Sarah Ferguson and Prince Andrew, has a red hot crush on Hollywood heart throb, Robert Pattinson. And that she'd like nothing better than to star opposite him in a Twilig...

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Despite Super Injuction Speaker John Bercow Reveals Suri Homes Bought Princess Beatrice's Hat!

Funny story: Despite Super Injuction Speaker John Bercow Reveals Suri Homes Bought Princess Beatrice's Hat!

Cries of 'Shame', 'Scandal', 'Wanker' and even worse reverberated around Parliament today after Speaker John Bercow revealed to a shocked House that Suri Cruise had out bid his wife, Sally, for the coveted hat worn by Princess Beatrice at the Royal W...

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Princess Beatrice Loo Seat Hat Has Been Stolen

Funny story: Princess Beatrice Loo Seat Hat Has Been Stolen

A Buckingham Palace source has tonight confirmed that Princess Beatrice's £80,000 Loo Seat Hat has been stolen from the Tower of London. The hat had been residing there since its ebay bidding price hit £80,000. This is because it had become a n...

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Princess Beatrice's Wedding Hat Up For Auction

Funny story: Princess Beatrice's Wedding Hat Up For Auction

The bizarre hat worn by Princess Beatrice at the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton has been put online for auction. The highest bid currently stands at £18,500 and the auction runs until May 22nd. All proceeds will go to the charity...

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Current TV's Al Gore Signs Princesses Beatrice & Eugenie To Paying Gig; Queen Relieved!

Funny story: Current TV's Al Gore Signs Princesses Beatrice & Eugenie To Paying Gig; Queen Relieved!

Shortly after finding out they were to be 'cut loose' and expected to 'find their own way,' Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie have been signed to star in a new reality show on Al Gore's faltering TV network, CURRENT, hosted by Keith Olbermann. It wi...

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Duke of Yuk Can't Find Private Minders to Keep Princesses from Running Amok!

Funny story: Duke of Yuk Can't Find Private Minders to Keep Princesses from Running Amok!

The Queen's recent edict cutting off private security for the Princess Uglies, Beatrice and Eugenie, is causing rising angst to their beleaguered father, Duke of Yuk, who in desperation resorted to the help wanted ads seeking private protection for...

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Beatrice and Eugenie Stripped of "Protection', "Must Crawl Home on their Own" says Queen!

Funny story: Beatrice and Eugenie Stripped of "Protection', "Must Crawl Home on their Own" says Queen!

Following the furor over recent Millinery Mayhem exhibited at the Royal Wedding, the Queen has announced her disfavor by stripping 'personal protection' from the Princesses of Yuk, Beatrice and Eugenie, an act which is said will hamper their 'pub cra...

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Cops' strip poker showdown defrocks Beatrice and Eugenie

Funny story: Cops' strip poker showdown defrocks Beatrice and Eugenie

London - A Royal Protection Racket cops' straight flush has stripped useless royal slappers Beatrice and Eugenie. Prince Andrew's molls were caught 'frightening the whorses' and now see their 24/7 bodyguards axed in the austerity cuts. A radica...

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Philip Treacy Devastated by The Princess Beatrice Loo Seat Tragedy

Funny story: Philip Treacy Devastated by The Princess Beatrice Loo Seat Tragedy

Close friends of Royal Hat Maker Philip Treacy have tonight revealed that he has been admitted to hostpital suffering from embarrassment and guilt. Both of these conditions are said to have been caused by The Princess Beatrice Loo seat disaster.

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Beatrice and Eugenie to be thrown out of St James's Palace

Funny story: Beatrice and Eugenie to be thrown out of St James's Palace

London - The filthy little slutz will be evicted later this week under Section 666 of the Squatting Act. Royal Protection Racket officers caught them at it and told the Queen who went bananas. They will now be formally escorted off the premises...

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Princess Beatrice to be stripped

Funny story: Princess Beatrice to be stripped

London - (IRA Mess): Twenty year-old gingernut fake princess Beatrice is to be stripped of all her pretensions of royalty and sent back to the IRA spawning pool that begat her, according to Palace sources. The desperate royal wannabe's humunguos a...

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The Queen Takes A Knee

The Queen of England takes a knee in front of Trump during the playing of the Stars Spangle Banner, joining the protest.
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