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Funny story: Ugly hats on even uglier wannabe divas mar annual Cenotaph parade

Ugly hats on even uglier wannabe divas mar annual Cenotaph parade

London - Roadkill millinery enthusiasts are having none of it, of course, but today's display of hideous royal headgear nearly cracked Outside Broadcasting camera lenses at the annual Whitehall memorial service. "At least Prince Andrew's gargoyle...
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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth II Now Carries iPad in her Hat

Queen Elizabeth II Now Carries iPad in her Hat

Her hats have always been striking. Especially lately, when she's had her hats refashioned to include a slot for her iPad. Palace insiders say that the Queen has been quite impressed with the interest generated by granddaughter Princess Beatric...
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Funny story: Andy Murray explains why he 'lost' at Wimbledon today

Andy Murray explains why he 'lost' at Wimbledon today

Andy Murray was extremely upset when he lost to Nadal and saw his dream slip away. When asked what he thinks happened he, apparently told reporters he had caught a glimpse of Pippa Middleton in the stands and had a hard time concentrating on the g...
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Funny story: Princess Beatrice Has A Crush On Robert Pattinson - Wants To Co-Star With Him In A Twilight Movie

Princess Beatrice Has A Crush On Robert Pattinson - Wants To Co-Star With Him In A Twilight Movie

Hot news from the UK this morning is that Princess Beatrice, the daughter of Sarah Ferguson and Prince Andrew, has a red hot crush on Hollywood heart throb, Robert Pattinson. And that she'd like nothing better than to star opposite him in a Twilig...
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Funny story: Despite Super Injuction Speaker John Bercow Reveals Suri Homes Bought Princess Beatrice's Hat!

Despite Super Injuction Speaker John Bercow Reveals Suri Homes Bought Princess Beatrice's Hat!

Cries of 'Shame', 'Scandal', 'Wanker' and even worse reverberated around Parliament today after Speaker John Bercow revealed to a shocked House that Suri Cruise had out bid his wife, Sally, for the coveted hat worn by Princess Beatrice at the Royal W...
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Funny story: Princess Beatrice Loo Seat Hat Has Been Stolen

Princess Beatrice Loo Seat Hat Has Been Stolen

A Buckingham Palace source has tonight confirmed that Princess Beatrice's £80,000 Loo Seat Hat has been stolen from the Tower of London. The hat had been residing there since its ebay bidding price hit £80,000. This is because it had become a n...
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Funny story: Princess Beatrice's Wedding Hat Up For Auction

Princess Beatrice's Wedding Hat Up For Auction

The bizarre hat worn by Princess Beatrice at the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton has been put online for auction. The highest bid currently stands at £18,500 and the auction runs until May 22nd. All proceeds will go to the charity...
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Funny story: Current TV's Al Gore Signs Princesses Beatrice & Eugenie To Paying Gig; Queen Relieved!

Current TV's Al Gore Signs Princesses Beatrice & Eugenie To Paying Gig; Queen Relieved!

Shortly after finding out they were to be 'cut loose' and expected to 'find their own way,' Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie have been signed to star in a new reality show on Al Gore's faltering TV network, CURRENT, hosted by Keith Olbermann. It wi...
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Funny story: Duke of Yuk Can't Find Private Minders to Keep Princesses from Running Amok!

Duke of Yuk Can't Find Private Minders to Keep Princesses from Running Amok!

The Queen's recent edict cutting off private security for the Princess Uglies, Beatrice and Eugenie, is causing rising angst to their beleaguered father, Duke of Yuk, who in desperation resorted to the help wanted ads seeking private protection for...
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Funny story: Beatrice and Eugenie Stripped of "Protection', "Must Crawl Home on their Own" says Queen!

Beatrice and Eugenie Stripped of "Protection', "Must Crawl Home on their Own" says Queen!

Following the furor over recent Millinery Mayhem exhibited at the Royal Wedding, the Queen has announced her disfavor by stripping 'personal protection' from the Princesses of Yuk, Beatrice and Eugenie, an act which is said will hamper their 'pub cra...
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Funny story: Cops' strip poker showdown defrocks Beatrice and Eugenie

Cops' strip poker showdown defrocks Beatrice and Eugenie

London - A Royal Protection Racket cops' straight flush has stripped useless royal slappers Beatrice and Eugenie. Prince Andrew's molls were caught 'frightening the whorses' and now see their 24/7 bodyguards axed in the austerity cuts. A radica...
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Funny story: Philip Treacy Devastated by The Princess Beatrice Loo Seat Tragedy

Philip Treacy Devastated by The Princess Beatrice Loo Seat Tragedy

Close friends of Royal Hat Maker Philip Treacy have tonight revealed that he has been admitted to hostpital suffering from embarrassment and guilt. Both of these conditions are said to have been caused by The Princess Beatrice Loo seat disaster.
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Funny story: Beatrice and Eugenie to be thrown out of St James's Palace

Beatrice and Eugenie to be thrown out of St James's Palace

London - The filthy little slutz will be evicted later this week under Section 666 of the Squatting Act. Royal Protection Racket officers caught them at it and told the Queen who went bananas. They will now be formally escorted off the premises...
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Funny story: Princess Beatrice to be stripped

Princess Beatrice to be stripped

London - (IRA Mess): Twenty year-old gingernut fake princess Beatrice is to be stripped of all her pretensions of royalty and sent back to the IRA spawning pool that begat her, according to Palace sources. The desperate royal wannabe's humunguos a...
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Funny story: Princess Beatrice uses Gastric Band

Princess Beatrice uses Gastric Band

Princess Beatrice, the daughter of the Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson, is alleged to be overweight and possibly morbidly obese after being photographed in a size 10 bikini in the Caribbean has confessed to using the Gastric Band.
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Funny story: The Duchess of York Fumes Over Fat Daughter Remarks

The Duchess of York Fumes Over Fat Daughter Remarks

Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York has seen red. No, she has not looked into a mirror, she is upset over claims by the media that her daughter is overweight.
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Funny story: Princess Beatrice caught shoplifting

Princess Beatrice caught shoplifting

London - (Pilfering Mess): A frantic damage limitation exercise has kicked into place after silly Puppet Monarchy tribute artise Princess Beatrice was caught shoplifting in a London store.
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