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Lily Pond Lane couple turns down $200 million for triple beach-front mansion

Funny story: Lily Pond Lane couple turns down $200 million for triple beach-front mansion

The Hamptons, Long Island - Realtors at Long Island celeb vacation home finder iSquats have been left reeling after a Big Oil couple's 'thanks-but-no-thanks' letdown. Months of treading-on-eggshells diplomacy on behalf of 'arguably the richest, mo...

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'Mental' new royal yacht plan bombs as Prince Jefri Archer offers to hire out his 'Tits'

Funny story: 'Mental' new royal yacht plan bombs as Prince Jefri Archer offers to hire out his 'Tits'

London - Sad-ass Education Secretary Michael Gove's diamond jubilee brainwave hit the rocks today...much like the 'hexed' Costa Concordia on Friday the 13th. Widespread national derision about schmoozing the Windsors with a brand new £60 million f...

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Billionaire Florida hotelier in three-bullet 'suicide' riddle at Paris mansion

Funny story: Billionaire Florida hotelier in three-bullet 'suicide' riddle at Paris mansion

Neuilly-sur-Seine, Paris - Claude Dray, 76 year-old owner of the renowned National Hotel in South Beach, Miami, was found slumped on the floor at his magnificent Neuilly home the Villa Madrid on Tuesday with a reported 'three slugs' to his neck.

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Honeymooning royals to cruise in Prince Jefri's ocean-going yacht 'Tits'

London - Brunei's Prince Jefri Archer's wedding gift to Kate and William is a two week stretch aboard his ocean-going luxury yacht 'Tits'. The couple will honeymoon on the 500-ft stunna whose lifeboats are named Nipple 1 and Nipple 2. They will...

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UAE sovereign embezzlement fund CEO 'vanishes with the loot'

Funny story: UAE sovereign embezzlement fund CEO 'vanishes with the loot'

Abu Dhabi - (Smoke 'N' Mirrors): Sources close to to Brunei slippery bastard Prince Jefri Archer have strenuously denied his former UAE business partner has done a runner. But over $100 billion of the Abu Dhabi Embezzlement Authority's $400 billio...

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Ali Dizaei and Prince Jefri Archer 'joined at the hip' spooks say

Funny story: Ali Dizaei and Prince Jefri Archer 'joined at the hip' spooks say

London - (Conspiracy Theory): Disgraced top cop Ali Dizaei and UK justice fugitive Prince Jefri Archer ran 95% of KGB/Mossad/CIA/MI6 double agents in London according to a spooks' report. Their 20 year crime rampage empowered up-and-coming Cold Wa...

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Tiger Woods borrows Prince Jefri's orgy yacht 'Tits'

Funny story: Tiger Woods borrows Prince Jefri's orgy yacht 'Tits'

Orlando, Fla - (Gonads): "Elin's hired a sniffer dog hitsquad! She's strip searching the boat for stowaway hookers!" Tiger Woods complained on his cellphone today. The golfing champ's website had just announced that Woods was giving up sex for th...

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Brunei's Prince Jefri Archer 'owes Dubai shaikhs $10 million'

Funny story: Brunei's Prince Jefri Archer 'owes Dubai shaikhs $10 million'

Dubai - (Repo Man Cometh): Fugitive from UK justice Prince Jefri Archer is being pursued by Dubai bailiffs for the return of $10 billion owed to the McTomb-Raider clan of shaikhs. Jefri, 69, borrowed the money to replace a gaping black hole in Bru...

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Trafigura hired Prince Jefri Archer to foment madness in the braincells of Ecuador's President Rafael Correa

Funny story: Trafigura hired Prince Jefri Archer to foment madness in the braincells of Ecuador's President Rafael Correa

London - (BigOilShagger!): 'Prince Jefri Archer A Trafigura Rent Boy' Commons Gagging Order Litfed screamed the headline on the London Evening Pissartist tonight. "And two fingers, up yours!" was House of Commons Speaker John Browncow's measured r...

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Prince Jefri Archer is top gem heist suspect

Funny story: Prince Jefri Archer is top gem heist suspect

London - (Flying Squad Mess): Brunei's leading mobster Prince Jefri Archer is the top suspect behind the $65 million gem heist at Mayfair's Graft jewellers this week. Jefri, 69, has been under pressure to replace Brunei's Crown Jewels which he 'sw...

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Lies, damned lies and massive great big Prince Jefri Archer whoppers

Funny story: Lies, damned lies and massive great big Prince Jefri Archer whoppers

London - (Carla Brunei Ass Mess): Busty blonde bombshell and Privvy (sic) Council litigation overlord Mary MacDonald has been given the bum's rush. UK Anti-Terror cops booted her out of the prestigeous £150,000 Downing Street sinecure last week...

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Madoff names Brunei's Prince Jefri Archer as his top investment adviser

Funny story: Madoff names Brunei's Prince Jefri Archer as his top investment adviser

Off-the-Wall-Street, NYC - (Ponzi Scam Mess): Disgraced Ponzi scam trader Bernie Madoff has told the FBI his hedge fund tips all came from long-term sleeping partner Prince Jefri Archer of Brunei. Jefri, 69, is a fugitive from justice after Briti...

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Brunei's Prince Jefri Archer gave $10 million of stolen oil dosh to Clinton Foundation

Funny story: Brunei's Prince Jefri Archer gave $10 million of stolen oil dosh to Clinton Foundation

Little Cock, Arkansas - (ReUterus & Sordid Ass Mess): Brunei's top fugitive mobster Prince Jefri Archer donated $10 million to Bill Clinton's Presidential Fantasy Factory...er, Charitable Foundation! - according to records released today. Jefr...

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Feds catch Prince Jefri Archer 'hiding in Roswell UFO hangar'

Funny story: Feds catch Prince Jefri Archer 'hiding in Roswell UFO hangar'

Roswell, Nevada - (X-Files Mess): Brunei's top fugitive mobster Prince Jefri Archer has been caught by Federal Agents hiding inside a disused Groom Lake UFO hangar. Jefri, 69, was tracked down by the FBI's Operation Landslide division after inter...

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Prince Jefri Archer blamed for Brunei getting booted from Olympics

Funny story: Prince Jefri Archer blamed for Brunei getting booted from Olympics

Beijing - (Daftass Mess): "I blame top Brunei mobster Prince Jefri for the catastrophe," the IOC's Chinese CEO Wang Wei Wanki said today after althletes from Brunei Darussalam were banned from the 2008 Olympic Games. The gangster princeling is cu...

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Police suspect Brunei's Prince Jefri Archer masterminded £72 million bank frraud

Funny story: Police suspect Brunei's Prince Jefri Archer masterminded £72 million bank frraud

London - (Extortion Mess): Fraud squad detectives believe fugitive from justice Prince Jefri Archer may have been the mastermind behind an audacious £72 million bank fraud that saw a 25 year old stooge from Essex jailed last week.

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Bush met Brunei's fugitive Prince Jefri in Elysee Palace credit crunch meeting

Funny story: Bush met Brunei's fugitive Prince Jefri in Elysee Palace credit crunch meeting

Paris, France - (Embezzlement Mess): Brunei's top mobster and fugitive from justice Prince Jefri Archer has been seen skulking at a top secret meeting with his boss George W Bush at the Elysee Palace this weekend.

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Prince Jefri Archer behind Brink's-Mat bullion heist

Funny story: Prince Jefri Archer behind Brink's-Mat bullion heist

London - (Michail Gorbachev Mess): Top Brunei mobster Prince Jefri Archer has been branded an ex-KGB/Mossad double agent whose hand-picked gang robbed Brink's-Mat of twenty tonnes of gold bullion in 1983.

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