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British Gas Price War

Funny story: British Gas Price War

Like most of your houses the Back and to the Left offices are freezing cold. With no windows and gas prices higher than our defence lawyer on day two of our fraud trial, it's a recipe for disaster or hypothermia whichever one claims us first. But help is on the way after British Gas said they would be cutting their prices by 5% and it is hoped that the other companies will follow suit. We spoke...

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Nation's Poor Smoking More Crack Due To Pot Price Peak

Funny story: Nation's Poor Smoking More Crack Due To Pot Price Peak

A new research study out today shows that the nations poor, as defined by poverty rates, are smoking more crack than ever now that legal pot prices are souring! "I can't even afford a roach now" said 22 year old stoner Cody Nevins. "Crack is by far t...

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Inflation, Schminflation--Why We Pay So Much But Aren't Counted As Paying So Much

Inflation--the phenomenon that economists explain is the inexorable rise in prices that outpace our ability to purchase, doesn't seem to be a concern for central banks in general. Word on the street is that the official inflation doesn't match what i...

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Ice Cream Price Hike A Con!

Funny story: Ice Cream Price Hike A Con!

Warnings that ice cream prices were set to rocket have been blasted as a con trick by a local food expert. The ten per cent rise in the price of one of our favourite sweet treats is reported to be caused by a crisis in the global harvest of vanill...

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Pub Beer To Cost You £24.80p From Today!

Funny story: Pub Beer To Cost You £24.80p From Today!

The pub price for a pint of beer is to go up - again. Brewers say the increase, of around 10p a pint, is necessary because poor harvests have forced up the cost of malting barley. The price hike will bring the average price of a pint to £3.10p from t...

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G8 says world economic smell gaining strength, eyes g-strings

Funny story: G8 says world economic smell gaining strength, eyes g-strings

DEADVILLE, France (Rooters) - The Group of Eight leaders agreed on Friday that the global economic stench was becoming more "self-sustained," although lower clothing prices were 'hampering' further growth. In a communique to be issued at the end o...

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The Airline Industry Has Decided To Raise Air Fares In Order To Buy A Better Grade Of Airplane Jet Fuel

Funny story: The Airline Industry Has Decided To Raise Air Fares In Order To Buy A Better Grade Of Airplane Jet Fuel

CHICAGO - Speaking before an assembled group of news media the director of The United States National Passenger Aviation Alliance Sherman S. Turnbuckle, has stated that his agency has decided to raise ticket prices by 21 percent. Mr. Turnbuckle po...

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Nickels and dime by the airlines does not make CENTS to us but makes profits for them.

I have a solution for the airlines and the soaring prices of fuel . . . go SOLAR!...

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New consumer watchdog Offrip launched today

Funny story: New consumer watchdog Offrip launched today

Today sees the launch of the new consumer watchdog Offrip, whose job it is to ensure people in Britain continue to pay extortionate prices for products sold much more cheaply abroad. Heading the new watchdog is Robin Meeblind, the man who invented...

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Gas Prices

Can you believe these gas price's for crying out loud i need a second job just to afford the gas to get to the first one!...

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Man Who Controls US Gas Prices Is Having A Great Time

Funny story: Man Who Controls US Gas Prices Is Having A Great Time

Delbert Freeley cannot help but laugh when he hears economists struggling to explain the complex forces that determine US gas prices. Mr. Freeley says the process that drives what Americans pay at the pump isn't really all that complicated. He shou...

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Rising Oil prices gain attention of Las Vegas

Funny story: Rising Oil prices gain attention of Las Vegas

Las Vegas-"This is one of the biggest new opportunities that I've seen in years," said Rico Imbroglione, when asked about the why and wherefore of the new "Oil Book" at Caesar's in Las Vegas. "This is how it works, my little inexperienced-in-the-way...

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99 Cent Only Stores To Raise Prices

City of Commerce, CA - Discount retailer 99 Cent Only Stores announced today that effective immediately all products in all 194 of its stores will now be a $1.01. "Due to ever increasing manufacturing costs overseas we had no choice but to ra...

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Red Ink, Catsup Prices Soar Worldwide

SUDAN/MASSACHUSETTS - It has been discovered that world prices for red ink and catsup have soared by 100% since the last quarter of 2003.

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