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Funny story: Tragedy for Trump's White House pitch as his comb-over hairpiece files for divorce

Tragedy for Trump's White House pitch as his comb-over hairpiece files for divorce

In a shock announcement Donald's hair has filed for divorce proceedings in the state court citing unresolvable marital differences. In a more considered interview, done with a reclusive wig from an affiliate network team, a deeper side to Trump's...
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Funny story: Hillary & Donald agree to become one -- literary : unresolved issues remain

Hillary & Donald agree to become one -- literary : unresolved issues remain

The world of politics has been shaken, stirred, and flipped. Nothing close to today's events could have been imagined-never! For the first time in American history, Democrats and Republicans have agreed to merge political parties. Hillary C...
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Funny story: Proof: Donald Trump is a Malfunctioning Cyborg

Proof: Donald Trump is a Malfunctioning Cyborg

Donald Trump is not human. Proof has emerged that the creature known as The Donald actually is a failed experiment by North Korean scientists to develop an army of cyborgs. It all was part of a top secret North Korean plot to infiltra...
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Funny story: Trump Exits Campaign And The U.S.

Trump Exits Campaign And The U.S.

Donald Trump, at a hastily called news conference, today announced that he would no longer be a candidate for the GOP presidential nomination. In exiting, the billionaire builder explained, "I only ran for the nomination to have some fun and to pr...
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Funny story: 'Donald Trump is real' says Trump's toupee

'Donald Trump is real' says Trump's toupee

Donald Trump's toupee has insisted in a recent press conference that Donald Trump is, in fact, a real person. 'Many people seem to think he's a comedy character or even a figment of their imagination' said the toupee, 'but he's actually real and...
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Funny story: Recrudescence of political claptrap in 2015 presidential election

Recrudescence of political claptrap in 2015 presidential election

Once again, Americans are treated to a display of obscene self-promotion of egomaniacal proportion only fusing the personalities of P.T. Barnum, Madonna, Kim Kardashian, Kim Jong Un, and Idi Amin Dada could match. "The Donald;" oh you remember him -...
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Funny story: Karl Rove offers brain transfusion to Hillary Clinton from his own cranium

Karl Rove offers brain transfusion to Hillary Clinton from his own cranium

Mindful of the uproar over his recent comment that Hillary Clinton may have suffered brain damage from a fall back in December, 2012, Karl Rove clarified his position yesterday. According to reps from his office he is merely worried--including con...
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Funny story: Local Worker Fired Over Half-Ass Work at Garbage Collection (Politics?)

Local Worker Fired Over Half-Ass Work at Garbage Collection (Politics?)

Billy Raymond of Studs, Georgia has been fired by the state government because he was reported as only doing his job in a half-ass way. Raymond was the second worker fired this week after Chester Moleturd became victim number one earlier. "Wa...
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Funny story: SOTU: Obama Bores The Crap Out of Almost Everyone

SOTU: Obama Bores The Crap Out of Almost Everyone

While American viewers tuned in to watch President Obama deliver the annual State of the Union message, many others were turning a deaf ear until given the opportunity to gorge themselves on the feast of "official responses" by the disloyal and deran...
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Funny story: Chris Christie Flip Flopping Like A Fish

Chris Christie Flip Flopping Like A Fish

Atlas News say they got a sneak peak of a new video from the group against the possible presidential candidate and that it is coming out with the highlights. It shows Christie pledging support for in-state tuition for undocumented students at the...
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Funny story: The Republican National Committee approves a resolution to block CNN and NBC

The Republican National Committee approves a resolution to block CNN and NBC

On Friday, the Republican National Commissars officially approved a resolution to ban 2016 Presidential Debate moderators employed by any media outlet that has been documented for the vigorous pursuit of truth, asking pertinent and relevant questions...
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Funny story: Biden Uses Slain Cop's Funeral To Unveil New Book On Fart Jokes

Biden Uses Slain Cop's Funeral To Unveil New Book On Fart Jokes

WASHINGTON, DC - "Let me tell you: the Irish know more than a useful thing or two about the infamous butt burp, and that's saying something!" said U.S. Vice-President Joe Biden while speaking from the podium in his eulogy to fallen MIT police off...
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Funny story: Romney Stands by Healthcare Vision

Romney Stands by Healthcare Vision

Mitt Romney is standing by his statement on 60 Minutes about healthcare for the poor. Questioned later by myself and other reporters, he clarified his meaning. "No other country comes close to caring for the miscreants of society as well as the US does. We are now, and always have been, the best at everything; not to mention running the Olympics (snark, snark)." The snark was heard clearing...
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Funny story: California to Sell Catalina Island to Pay off Debts

California to Sell Catalina Island to Pay off Debts

Sacramento (SAPP) - When Democrat Jerry Brown took office in 2011 following the end of Arnold Schwarzenegger's term as governor, the warning bells were beginning to sound. "I thought that Brown was going to be a terror on fiscal issues, and I was rig...
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Funny story: Over Zealous White House Staff Members Fired by the President

Over Zealous White House Staff Members Fired by the President

Washington DC: A number of White House staff members have been fired for creating the He's Every-Where Program, on the White House website, supposedly without the president's knowledge. The He's Every-Where program is a three phase program consist...
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Funny story: GOP Primary Voters Would Like to Use One of Their Lifelines Please

GOP Primary Voters Would Like to Use One of Their Lifelines Please

Faced with an unpleasant choice in a rapidly narrowing but still unappealing field of presidential hopefuls, Republican voters this week asked television host Meredith Vieira if they could please use one of their lifelines to help them pick the corre...
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Funny story: Americans Quickly Losing Faith in Politicians: Emilio Estevez Accidentally Surges in Polls

Americans Quickly Losing Faith in Politicians: Emilio Estevez Accidentally Surges in Polls

WASHINGTON D.C.-- In a recent Rasmussen poll, 4% of registered American voters can name any one of the ballot candidates running for President, including current President Barack Obama. This indicates that America has lost hope in the traditional two...
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Funny story: Obama, in Effort to Cut Defense Costs While Appeasing Republicans, Ditches Missile Defense for NY Giants Defense

Obama, in Effort to Cut Defense Costs While Appeasing Republicans, Ditches Missile Defense for NY Giants Defense

Washington, DC - President Obama, facing pressure from within his party to cut defense spending while feeling the heat from the GOP to keep America's armed forces strong, launched a major initiative today. The new strategy involves ditching the cost...
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Speedo Makes Fashion Breakthrough with New HillBlimp Swimwear

Post Lohte,Speedo moves on with HillBlimp swimwear modeled by The Hillary. Made from new techno-sailcloth,HillBlimp pantsuit-swimwear can be worn at rallies with a quick amphib-option of sea dunking.
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