WHITEWASHINGTON, DC — The secret design for the Baroque Insane Obummer Unpresidential Libary was approved by the Windy City, officials saying the plans passed the “smell test.”
However, the library faces funding challenges. “Nobody wants to pay fo...
Dallas, Texas -- Former Vice President Dick Cheney missed most of the ceremonies dedicating the George W. Bush Library here. Federal Library Enforcement Agency (FLEA) officers pulled him out of the crowd to issue over two dozen citations for overdue...
Dick Cheney appeared publicly for the first time today at the dedication of the George W. Bush Presidential Library in Houston, TX.
The former vice president, looking frail, tired and sickly, gave renewed hope to billions of human beings that his...
Dear Georgie Porgie,
I hope you don't mind me still using your secret pet name that we all used while you were still in office. I am happy to hear that you are enjoying your retirement since the end of the presidency shooting rabbits and catching up on the comics you missed.
I have here the book recommendations you wanted for your new presidential library. I have been reading or skimm...
Dear Fellow Constituent:
The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages and accepting donations.
The Library will include:
1. The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
2. The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.
3. The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.
4. The Walter Reed...
President George W. Bush, who will leave office within 100 days, has selected a site for his Presidential Library. The building will be located in the Dallas suburb of Irving and is easily accessible from several area freeways.
"We done decided t...
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