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Santa arrested in Savile probe

Funny story: Santa arrested in Savile probe

As the list of celebrities linked to the ongoing investigation into Jimmy Savile grows, it was revealed today that Santa Claus had been arrested by police. Santa, real name Father Christmas, was arrested with regard to offences dating back to the...

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Suitable Easter Eggs/Presents for UK Cabinet Ministers

Funny story: Suitable Easter Eggs/Presents for UK Cabinet Ministers

Right Honourable David Cameron MP (Conservative) Prime Minister, First Lord of the Treasury and Minister for the Civil Service. Most Suitable Gift: A Guy Fawkes C4 filled exploding Easter egg. Right Honourable Nick Clegg MP (Liberal Democrat) Deputy Prime Minister, Lord President of the Council. (With special responsibility for political and constitutional reform) Most Suitable Gift: A brow...

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Noisy Toys cause a feud

Funny story: Noisy Toys cause a feud

Two long standing friends have come to blows between Christmas and New Year after an escalation in children's Christmas presents, resulting in two arrests and a trip to Accident and Emergency. "It was okay until a couple of Christmases ago," said...

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Hot Toys for Christmas

Funny story: Hot Toys for Christmas

Enterprising and obviously childless people have gauged the mood of the nation and are privately selling the hottest toys for children this Christmas. Toy Story 3 toys, especially the lesser characters like Jessie and Bullseye, are completely sold...

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Spoof Editorial: Why Doesn't Someone Buy Me a Gift?

A few years ago, I wiped up some orange soda spilled by someone else who didn't notice what he did (at least that's how he made it look!). I don't remember getting a thank you for that, but I didn't let it bother me. I help when I'm needed. That's what I do, that's who I am. Last week I gave someone a band aid I had in my desk drawer after he cut his hand on one of our file cabinets. The ed...

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American Males' Sexual Needs/Complaints Now Finally Understood

Funny story: American Males' Sexual Needs/Complaints Now Finally Understood

"MEN'S GRIPES," the monthly proclamation of what really turns on or pisses off the American male, finally has the results of its commissioned study, "Just, What The Fuck Does The Bitch Want?" This Summary presents Part 1 of a 3-part series.

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Santa Claus Arrested for 19th Century Child Slavery Crimes

Funny story: Santa Claus Arrested for 19th Century Child Slavery Crimes

Santa Claus - A.K.A "Jolly Old Saint Nick", "Father Christmas", "Pere Noel" - has been arrested and faces extradition after being convicted of sending poor tiny orphan children up chimneys to do...

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The American Revolutionary War: How It Began

Matty J Rad presents: A spoof of the American Revolutionary War: How it began.

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Blair Returns Early Wedding Gift

Funny story: Blair Returns Early Wedding Gift

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - Today, Prime Minister Tony Blair received the first of the early wedding gifts today from His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI. Prime Minister Blair immediately returned it.

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VH1 Presents: I Love the 40s

Funny story: VH1 Presents: I Love the 40s

After the success of VH1's mindless flashback related shows, I Love the 80s, I Love the 70s, and I Love The 80s Strikes Back, they have decided to produce a third sequel: I Love The 40s.

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