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Funny story: Jeb Bush Flip Flop - Now Favors Corn Holing

Jeb Bush Flip Flop - Now Favors Corn Holing

Des Moines, IA - As Governor of Florida, he said one thing, but now that he's fighting for the Republican Presidential nomination in Iowa, Jeb Bush, the brother of former President George w. Bush, is saying another - that he thinks "corn holing" is g...
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Funny story: New Water Commissioner Announced

New Water Commissioner Announced

Manfred, New Hampshire - This small town of 750 has finally found a replacement for Bill Hicks, the 92 year old member of the local water commission who suffered a massive stroke during a commission meeting last February. Ms. Jean Seymore, a local r...
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Funny story: White House - Obama Did Email Hilary Clinton On Her Private Account

White House - Obama Did Email Hilary Clinton On Her Private Account

Washington DC - President Obama exchanged emails with Hilary Clinton but his spokesman denies the President was ever cognizant of the act. "We really have no way of knowing," Press Secretary Josh Earnest told reporters. Earnest went on to say t...
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Funny story: Democratic Donors "Unfazed" By Hilary Clinton Email Scandal

Democratic Donors "Unfazed" By Hilary Clinton Email Scandal

Washington DC - Big time Democratic blood and organ donors vowed to "up their game" in the face of attacks on Hilary Clinton. "I'll give her my other kidney," said the Chairman of the Organs For Hilary Campaign, Zachary Brown "We don't have bea...
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Funny story: United States Issues Harsh New Sanctions Against Venezuela

United States Issues Harsh New Sanctions Against Venezuela

Washington DC - Speaking to a gathering of mentally challenged high school students at a flagship Washington DC vocational charter school, President Obama announced new sanctions against Venezuela, citing Venezuela's "inflammatory" rhetoric. "The...
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Funny story: Obama Admits "I Was Wrong" About "Greek Exceptionalism"

Obama Admits "I Was Wrong" About "Greek Exceptionalism"

Washington DC - In a sit down with a boot licking, softball thrower from Vox media, President Obama admitted that "if he had it to do all over again" he would never had said "Greeks have as much reason to be proud as Americans." "I have learned th...
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Funny story: Customers and Critics Agree - Apple's New iDick Dildo A Huge Flop

Customers and Critics Agree - Apple's New iDick Dildo A Huge Flop

Santa Clara, California - Apple's attempt at the world's first completely "interactive" dildo, the iDick, is a big disappointment, to both Apple and dildo fans alike. Mostly middle aged women lined up for hours outside Apple's flagship San Francis...
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Funny story: Hackers Who Broke Into Obama Teleprompter, Not LSD Trip, Reason For President's Weird War on Terror Speech - White House

Hackers Who Broke Into Obama Teleprompter, Not LSD Trip, Reason For President's Weird War on Terror Speech - White House

Still trying to put out fires from President Obama's bizarre opening remarks at the White House conference on "violent extremism," White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest today said the F.B.I. has concluded that "probably Chinese" hackers hijacked O...
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Funny story: John Kerry's Urging That Potential Terror Recruits Be "Given Jobs" Backfires in Minnesota

John Kerry's Urging That Potential Terror Recruits Be "Given Jobs" Backfires in Minnesota

Minneapolis - A potential ISIS recruit's mother says she regrets urging her son to seek work after hearing Secretary of State John Kerry's advice that the world forestall Islamic radicalization by giving "jobs" to the kind of young men most vulnerab...
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Funny story: Original Draft of Famous Hemingway Passage Accidentally Found

Original Draft of Famous Hemingway Passage Accidentally Found

Boise, Idaho - A 72 year old Nampa, Idaho man visiting relatives he "doesn't like" in Boise says he was "just screwing around" looking through an old box of "pornos" at some "meth head's" garage sale, when he came across a literary bombshell that cou...
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Funny story: Having A Truly Gigantic Cock Correlates Strongly With Low Life Time Earnings, Study Finds

Having A Truly Gigantic Cock Correlates Strongly With Low Life Time Earnings, Study Finds

It turns out that having a massive penis is not the umitigated blessing most men aged 8 through 80 think it to be. Though it may boost mightily one's self-esteem, a recent research study says it can be quite hard on the pocketbook. In a paper tit...
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Funny story: The Sixty Second Sex Sensation!

The Sixty Second Sex Sensation!

"It all began one night about a couple years ago and we been fighting ever since", according to what a husband told police in Newark, New Jersey as they had to come to a residence for the third time in three nights. The officer who took care of a...
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Funny story: Wonder Drug Joy For Men

Wonder Drug Joy For Men

Great news for any man who's having performance problems in the bedroom. Reports from medical sources claim that a pill that will triple the length of time a man can last in bed is about to be launched. Premature ejaculation (which is believed...
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Funny story: Eric Pickles Cures Sexual Disfunction

Eric Pickles Cures Sexual Disfunction

London, UK: British government minister Eric Pickles has been credited with ending the condition of premature ejaculation. Sexual Health practitioner Dr Melanie Cole explains "For the last two months we have been recommending that sufferers of the...
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Funny story: Premature Ejaculation Remedy Hits U.K. Shelves Ahead of Schedule

Premature Ejaculation Remedy Hits U.K. Shelves Ahead of Schedule

LONDON, U.K. - The United Kingdom never had a chance to brace itself for the early release of a new pill designed to prevent premature ejaculation. Medical trials, conducted to prove that just one tablet of the drug Penirgy can make men last up to...
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Funny story: Johnny Come Lately Came Early

Johnny Come Lately Came Early

Local man, Johnny DeLaid, who has the unenviable reputation for being late for everything, shocked dinner party hosts Bert and Ivy Gladioli by showing up three hours early. Too polite to tell Johnny to come back later, the suburban couple invited...
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Funny story: New "Sex Spray" is a boner of contention among its husband and wife inventors

New "Sex Spray" is a boner of contention among its husband and wife inventors

Belfast, Ireland - A husband and wife scientific team is credited for the development of a "sex spray" after suffering from the condition of premature ejaculation firsthand themselves. Despite their successful joint collaboration on the project, howe...
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Palace Orders Hit on Former DIA Intel Chief

Emperor Barack I, fuming over MidEast reality check by LtGen Davis on Sunday, ordered a hit on the General, palace spies report. Word is Terminator-in-Chief Valerie Jarrett got the nod.
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