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Blues Singer Fired By His Own Wife, Who Then Leaves Him For New Employee

Funny story: Blues Singer Fired By His Own Wife, Who Then Leaves Him For New Employee

Braxton, Mississippi - Henry Johnson Jr., a Mississippi Delta blues singer, was fired from his job at an auto tire shop by his own wife today, who then had sex with another man she hired to replace him. "The other man had no auto tire shop experie...

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Obama Tells Grade School Students He Is Not A Tax and Spend Liberal

Funny story: Obama Tells Grade School Students He Is Not A Tax and Spend Liberal

Charlottesville, NC- President Obama expressed amazement today that his political opponents sometimes call him a "tax and spend liberal." On a visit to an historically segregated, poor performing all black school, the President told students that h...

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Having A Truly Gigantic Cock Correlates Strongly With Low Life Time Earnings, Study Finds

Funny story: Having A Truly Gigantic Cock Correlates Strongly With Low Life Time Earnings, Study Finds

It turns out that having a massive penis is not the umitigated blessing most men aged 8 through 80 think it to be. Though it may boost mightily one's self-esteem, a recent research study says it can be quite hard on the pocketbook. In a paper tit...

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The Sixty Second Sex Sensation!

Funny story: The Sixty Second Sex Sensation!

"It all began one night about a couple years ago and we been fighting ever since", according to what a husband told police in Newark, New Jersey as they had to come to a residence for the third time in three nights. The officer who took care of a...

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Wonder Drug Joy For Men

Funny story: Wonder Drug Joy For Men

Great news for any man who's having performance problems in the bedroom. Reports from medical sources claim that a pill that will triple the length of time a man can last in bed is about to be launched. Premature ejaculation (which is believed...

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Eric Pickles Cures Sexual Disfunction

Funny story: Eric Pickles Cures Sexual Disfunction

London, UK: British government minister Eric Pickles has been credited with ending the condition of premature ejaculation. Sexual Health practitioner Dr Melanie Cole explains "For the last two months we have been recommending that sufferers of the...

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Premature Ejaculation Remedy Hits U.K. Shelves Ahead of Schedule

Funny story: Premature Ejaculation Remedy Hits U.K. Shelves Ahead of Schedule

LONDON, U.K. - The United Kingdom never had a chance to brace itself for the early release of a new pill designed to prevent premature ejaculation. Medical trials, conducted to prove that just one tablet of the drug Penirgy can make men last up to...

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Johnny Come Lately Came Early

Funny story: Johnny Come Lately Came Early

Local man, Johnny DeLaid, who has the unenviable reputation for being late for everything, shocked dinner party hosts Bert and Ivy Gladioli by showing up three hours early. Too polite to tell Johnny to come back later, the suburban couple invited...

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New "Sex Spray" is a boner of contention among its husband and wife inventors

Funny story: New "Sex Spray" is a boner of contention among its husband and wife inventors

Belfast, Ireland - A husband and wife scientific team is credited for the development of a "sex spray" after suffering from the condition of premature ejaculation firsthand themselves. Despite their successful joint collaboration on the project, howe...

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