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Alabama Man Finally Delivers First Rape Baby!

Funny story: Alabama Man Finally Delivers First Rape Baby!

Birmingham, AL - Cleevon Huckleby, 39, first became famous when he accidentally volunteered to become the very first man in America to have a fetus, tragically conceived during a sexual assault, shot into his stomach lining, in an effort to save the...

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Alabama Man to Carry First Rape-Baby

Funny story: Alabama Man to Carry First Rape-Baby

Birmingham, AL - An Alabama man will be the first in the country to have a fetus which had been conceived through a legitimate rape, implanted into the wall of his stomach lining, saving the fetus from being aborted. He has been the only such man to...

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Pregnant Man Loses Right to Child

Funny story: Pregnant Man Loses Right to Child

Following on from the exceptional story of a pregnant man who gave birth to a baby girl yesterday. Thomas Beatie is to lose rights to look after his new born daughter after splitting from long term fiance Nancy.

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Scientists reveal that worlds first pregnant man is not all that he seems

Funny story: Scientists reveal that worlds first pregnant man is not all that he seems

Shocking facts have been revealed today about the world's first pregnant man. After several tests, scientists have been astounded to find out that the Thomas Beatie is not all that he seems.

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Blackjack Dealer Claims He's First Pregnant Man-Lizard

Funny story: Blackjack Dealer Claims He's First Pregnant Man-Lizard

LAS VEGAS, NV - Meet Steven Scales. At a full seven months pregnant, it is he, and not Thomas Beatie, who can legitimately claim the title of world's first pregnant man. What makes Steven's story even more remarkable, though, is the fact th...

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Pope decries Pregnant Man's pregnancy: "Emasculate Conception!" Thomas Beatie's self-proclaimed miracle and campaign for sainthood fails

Funny story: Pope decries Pregnant Man's pregnancy: "Emasculate Conception!" Thomas Beatie's self-proclaimed miracle and campaign for sainthood fails

Vatican City - Today in Vatican City before the voting body of the College of Cardinals summoned by Pope Benedict XVI for a special counsel on the matter of the pregnancy of Thomas Beatie (a transgender male) being declared a miracle, the Pope sudden...

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Pregnant Man is the New Emperor in politically correct republished version of the children's classic

Funny story: Pregnant Man is the New Emperor in politically correct republished version of the children's classic

New York, New York - In keeping with current events and taken from today's headlines, a publisher of children's classics is determined to bring topical issues to its young captive readership, libraries and classrooms across the nation. In so...

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Pregnant Man, Thomas Beatie, inspires controversial new children's toy

Funny story: Pregnant Man, Thomas Beatie, inspires controversial new children's toy

North Pole - A small but militant band of transgender Elves have taken over Santa's Workshop up at the North Pole. They are working overtime in to help indoctrinate your children with their skewed value system instead of yours. They have come up...

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First Pregnant Man, Thomas Beatie, psychoanalyzed by Dr. Phil

Funny story: First Pregnant Man, Thomas Beatie, psychoanalyzed by Dr. Phil

Burbank, California - As part of his contract with Oprah (Harpo Productions), Dr. Phil has arranged to be the first and only psychiatrist to date to be afforded the opportunity to psychoanalyze the world's first pregnant man, Thomas Beatie. Condu...

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Pregnant Man on Oprah leaves Middle and High school biology teachers caught between their profession to pursue truth and political correctness in the media

Funny story: Pregnant Man on Oprah leaves Middle and High school biology teachers caught between their profession to pursue truth and political correctness in the media

Bend, Oregon - The controversy in Thomas Beatie, a transgender male claiming to be the first pregnant man has the scientific community coming under political pressure it has not experienced since the Catholic Church put Galileo Galilee under house ar...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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