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Funny story: Newly Discovered Predictions of Nostradamus are Startlingly Specific

Newly Discovered Predictions of Nostradamus are Startlingly Specific

Salon de Provence, France - A recent discovery in the attic of an old chateau yielded additions to the legendary prophesies of Michel de Nostradame, popularly known as Nostradamus. Professor Yves de Shrimpone held a news conference yesterday at Ins...
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Funny story: The World in 2114

The World in 2114

One hundred years ago, people were rubbing their hands with excitement in anticipation of the beginning of the First World War. How times have changed! Who knows what future conflicts people might be looking forward to in a hundred more years. We asked a group of futurologists to give their predictions for what changes we can expect by 2114, even though they'll all be dead by then so they can't be...
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Funny story: A Six-Year-Old Georgia Girl Predicts The Winners of NBA Basketball Games 99% of The Time

A Six-Year-Old Georgia Girl Predicts The Winners of NBA Basketball Games 99% of The Time

SAVANNAH, Georgia - Little six-year-old Savannah Stubenberger, who was named after her grandmother Savannah Bacardi, has become one of the town of Savannah's most famous residents. Little Savannah, who attends Mrs. Robert E. Lee Elementary School,...
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Funny story: Mathematical Model Predicts Politicians Behavior

Mathematical Model Predicts Politicians Behavior

New York NY: The Columbia University School of Abnormal Psychology has developed a mathematical computer model to predict the interests of current and former political figures after they leave office. Professor Freud (no relation to Sigmund) expla...
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Funny story: Romney: "So I was off a few hours about who said what when in Cairo"

Romney: "So I was off a few hours about who said what when in Cairo"

OUTERFUCKINGSPACE MA (ABSNN) - Republican Presidential nominee Mitt Romney attacked President Obama's Cairo Embassy personnel who stated that the Anti-Muslim media blitz (that movie-that Florida preacher who burned the Koran) was causing hurt feeling...
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Funny story: London 2012: Team GB 'will win 27 golds at Olympics' says local man

London 2012: Team GB 'will win 27 golds at Olympics' says local man

Team GB will win 27 gold medals at the Olympic Games, by far its largest haul in a century, according to an Irishman who drinks in a pub opposite the Olympic Site. Seamus O'Derekson, 49, from Bow Road, East London, says he plucked the figure out o...
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Funny story: What can we expect in the Newspapers in 2062!

What can we expect in the Newspapers in 2062!

What can we expect from the Newspapers (if there are any trees left by then) in 2062? If prices go up at the same rate as they have done for the last 50 years?..... Adverts in 2062: Cameron-Clegg Almalgamated Food Mega-Stores (Originally Tesco & Sainsbury's util William Hague bought them out and gave the company to Cameron and Clegg as a Christmas present in 2045) This weeks offer...
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Funny story: Ancient Civilization Accurately Predicts When Their Calendar Will End

Ancient Civilization Accurately Predicts When Their Calendar Will End

MEXICO CITY-People around the world are now saying "Mayan who?" as it appears that the ancient civilization known as the Mixtec have miraculously foretold the exact time and day when their calendar will come to an end. The Mixtec, who originated...
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Funny story: The World in 2012

The World in 2012

What will the world be like in 2012? Now we have an idea, but in the past people could only wonder. In 1912, a group of leading scientists wrote a book about their predictions for the world 100 years into the future. Their conjectures cover everyday life, global politics, society and new inventions that may exist. The book, entitled "The World in 2012", was lost long ago but has recently been redi...
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Funny story: Kaiser Chiefs: We knew this was going to happen

Kaiser Chiefs: We knew this was going to happen

Kaiser Chiefs front man Ricky Wilson said today that in spite of long-term criticism about the band's predictions, they felt vindicated in the light of current events. "We've been saying for years that this was going to happen," he told reporters...
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Funny story: Two headed python found living in Germany may be in training to take over from Paul the Psychic Octopus ready for the next World Cup of football

Two headed python found living in Germany may be in training to take over from Paul the Psychic Octopus ready for the next World Cup of football

A two headed Royal python has been discovered in an amphibian and reptile shop in Germany. The snake was born a year ago, and has two spinal cords and two heads - and they're both active. "The reptile has no physical problems or defects," say...
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Funny story: Paul the Octopus - fathered offspring to follow in his tentacles in predicting outcomes of games in next World Cup

Paul the Octopus - fathered offspring to follow in his tentacles in predicting outcomes of games in next World Cup

Paul the Octopus (reportedly hatched January 2008; died 26 October 2010) was a common octopus from Weymouth, England. Paul lived in a tank at a commercial attraction, the Sea Life Centre in Oberhausen, Germany and became internationally famous after...
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Funny story: Twins for Obamas; Wayne Rooney joins NFL; marriage for Tiger-Lady Gaga and divorce for Sarah Palin top 2011 psychic predictions

Twins for Obamas; Wayne Rooney joins NFL; marriage for Tiger-Lady Gaga and divorce for Sarah Palin top 2011 psychic predictions

She's well-known for making her New Year's psych[ot]ic predictions. After which she hibernates for 6 weeks then is woken up by her followers. If they see her shadow another prediction is revealed with winter continuing for another 6 weeks. Now we...
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Funny story: Mystic Magwitch's 2010 Predictions

Mystic Magwitch's 2010 Predictions

Astrologer and part-time charlatan Mystic Magwitch today made her predictions for the world in 2010, and here in The Sunset we can exclusively reveal them to you. And all for just believing everything you read in the papers. 2010: January - Freezing weather sweeps across Great Britain, plunging the nation into chaos. Snow, sleet, black ice, freezing fog, none of which have ever happened befo...
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Funny story: Busted song analysed

Busted song analysed

Professor Charles Simpson of the Nothing Better To Do University of Ipswich has analysed the 2003 Busted Track "Year 3000" and discovered that far from being a mere catchy pop tune, the song is a harbinger of things to come, and a remarkably propheti...
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Funny story: Hubble Telescope predicts Lottery numbers

Hubble Telescope predicts Lottery numbers

Scientists who have spent the last 20 years looking further and further out into space in order to understand what happened billions of years ago, have announced a stunning new discovery. By turning the Hubble Telescope round a bit, astonished b...
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