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Bookies besieged for Mayan Calendar doomsday odds

Funny story: Bookies besieged for Mayan Calendar doomsday odds

Cyberspace - An online bookmakers has reported a wall of money currently topping $100 million in pre-Winter Solstice bets about specific long shot events occurring to fulfill the Mayan Calendar prophecy. Top of the doomsday list is Brit hoaxer mon...

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Six-Year-Old's Mid-Life Crisis Predicts Young, Untimely Death

Funny story: Six-Year-Old's Mid-Life Crisis Predicts Young, Untimely Death

COON RAPIDS, MN-When six-year-old Jimmy Francis traded in his old model cars for a brand new red model Corvette, his parents knew something wasn't right. But it wasn't until he started spending a lot more time with three-year-old neighbor girl Haley...

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The World in 2012

Funny story: The World in 2012

What will the world be like in 2012? Now we have an idea, but in the past people could only wonder. In 1912, a group of leading scientists wrote a book about their predictions for the world 100 years into the future. Their conjectures cover everyday life, global politics, society and new inventions that may exist. The book, entitled "The World in 2012", was lost long ago but has recently been redi...

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Star Sign Reassignment Continues To Promote Controversy

Funny story: Star Sign Reassignment Continues To Promote Controversy

Astrologers remain divided about the increasing number of people choosing to undergo Star Sign Reassignment. As little as ten years ago it was believed that natal charts were fixed at the time of birth, and that lives would inevitably follow the c...

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Advanced Predictive Text for Mobile Phones

Funny story: Advanced Predictive Text for Mobile Phones

From this summer, top-of-the-range mobile phones will include a new advanced predictive text system. Not only does the system attempt to determine what you are typing and automatically complete words, it also thinks ahead to predict the rest of the...

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Wiccans predict repeat of 15 October 1987 Great Storm

Funny story: Wiccans predict repeat of 15 October 1987 Great Storm

London - (Ass Mess): London's Non-Aligned Coven of Hotass Witches has issued a red alert for an unprecedented disaster this Wednesday 15 October, the 21st anniversary of the Great Storm. The day coincides with the communication planet Mercury endi...

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Sorcerer Simon Hogwarts Sees Brown's Demise in Eagle's Entrails!

Funny story: Sorcerer Simon Hogwarts Sees Brown's Demise in Eagle's Entrails!

The future has fascinated and ultimately eluded those who would seek to know its secrets. Simon Hogwarts, The Guardian of London's sorcerer in chief has ventured onto the thin ice of political prediction in reference to PMS Gordie Brown and his recen...

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Old Whores Almanack 2008 claims Skeptics Society's £1 million prize

Funny story: Old Whores Almanack 2008 claims Skeptics Society's £1 million prize

London - (Bad Ass Mess): Paranormal soothsaying website Old Whores Almanack 2008 has risen to the challenge thrown down by the International Skeptics Society to predict an Armageddon-like disaster to hit the UK on New Year's Day...

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Rudy Giuliani to give Ron Paul the Finger

Funny story: Rudy Giuliani to give Ron Paul the Finger

Prediction: Rudy gives Ron Paul the Finger.

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Premiership Prediction - It's Norwich!

Funny story: Premiership Prediction - It's Norwich!

As the season approaches it's time to look at the teams who will challenge at the top and those that will struggle to avoid the dreaded drop. Let's start with the strugglers.

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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