Brother Joseph McKinney has launched a lawsuit against the star Kim Kardashian after she took a sign that he was carrying on the street, and beat him up with it.
The old guy received a concussion and an ambulance had to rush him to the nearest hos...
Pastor John Slaughter today was handed the NRA gavel to preside over the most powerful pro-gun lobby in the U.S. His sudden assent to be the gun group's top man was occasioned by former CEO, Wayne La Pisse, severely wounding himself through careless...
You young marrieds listen up as I want to pass along a few things to help your marriage.
Now, you may have been at it for a couple of months....don't blush Marsha....but things are starting to cool off a bit and you ain't pregnant either. This her...
Crystal Methodist preacher Peter Flowers has offered to jobshare Mayor Rob Ford Hubcaps's charity duties. Flowers has offered to act as wanking consultant to a number of business companies run as charitable trusts in a crack Canadian enterprise plan.
(Pete's store, 1949)
Abe and Sally Foreside come in the front door of Pete's Country Store fanning dog pecker gnats.
(Pete) "Doggone it! Those things follow you two around. Wish you would leave them at home. I had to spray for two hours the other day."
"It's Abe and his coonhounds under the porch. We'll start going out the back door. Did the Liberry Truck leave the books?"
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