PEORIA, Illinois - Tiger Woods visited Peoria on a golf shoe promotion trip.
He was asked by a local reporter if the rumor that he was going to retire from golf at the end of this year was true.
Tiger smiled and replied "Yes and no."
At its conference in Iceland yesterday, the Get Me Outta Here Association (GMOHA), an international group of divorce attorneys, announced that its membership had added a new recommendation about what should be included in pre-nups: proper etiquette...
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