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Funny story: Pound shop security guards to fill in at the Olympics

Pound shop security guards to fill in at the Olympics

With G4S's massive shortfall in security personnel for the Olympics, pound shops up and down the nation have given permission for their security guards to step in and fill the breach. "They're very good," said Quid Pro Quo owner, Jeremy Stirling.
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Funny story: Poundshop Scam - Arrests Made

Poundshop Scam - Arrests Made

Following newspaper reports that food items that had been nibbled by mice and had been re-packaged and sold on to the public by the poundshop in the tiny village of Mousehole in Cornwall was in shock today over the arrest of two of its most popular r...
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Funny story: Assisted dying clinic launches a budget euthanasia clinic

Assisted dying clinic launches a budget euthanasia clinic

The assisted dying clinic Deathlab has teamed up with Sound As A Pound, the high street budget supermarket to provide Euthanasia on a budget. "One of the main objections to euthanasia in the past," said Deathlab chairperson, Sue Aside, "is the cos...
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Funny story: Inflation affects "It's A Pound" shops

Inflation affects "It's A Pound" shops

Due to rising inflation, "It's A Pound" shops throughout the UK are having to consider major changes to their business. There are many different chains of "It's A Pound" shops, including the original "It's A Pound", "I Can't Believe This Only Cost...
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Funny story: Aliens In Pound Shop Overnight Shopping Sprees

Aliens In Pound Shop Overnight Shopping Sprees

Classified documents which were leaked to the scientific community this week contain the alarming revelation that alien visitors have been making covert raids on pound shops across the length and breadth of Britain. Apparently the aliens are sucke...
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Funny story: Manchester United Announce New Sponsorship Deal

Manchester United Announce New Sponsorship Deal

Manchester United have announced, this morning, that troubled US insurer AIG will not be renewing its shirt sponsorship deal that expires in May 2010, and the club have, therefore, signed a new deal with thrifty retailer, Poundland. The £14millio...
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Funny story: Pound Shops Poised For High Street Domination

Pound Shops Poised For High Street Domination

Following the collapse of several leading retail outlets recently, the humble pound shop is all set to dominate UK High Streets. Shares in pound shops were holding steady at a pound on the FTSE yesterday, a price which hasn't changed much since th...
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