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Funny story: Bush Refuses to Pardon Thanksgiving Turkey: Condemns "Terrorist" Bird To Death

Bush Refuses to Pardon Thanksgiving Turkey: Condemns "Terrorist" Bird To Death

WASHINGTON -- President Bush prepared to grant the traditional pardon to a gift turkey at the White House yesterday, but abruptly condemned the bird to death, accusing it of terrorism.
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Funny story: Frank Perdue Goes to Big Hen House in the Sky

Frank Perdue Goes to Big Hen House in the Sky

SALISBURY, Md.-- Frank Perdue, a man who made chicken choking into a multi-million dollar empire, died today at the age of 84. Purdue revolutionized the poultry processing industry by introducing the use of asphyxiation as a means for slaughtering l...
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Funny story: Job Application -- Poultry Plant Nurse

Job Application -- Poultry Plant Nurse

Duane Farms LLC Attn: David Sewer or Bob Masclo...
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