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Funny story: 'Pot-noodle bomb threat' spoofs M6 toll road cops

'Pot-noodle bomb threat' spoofs M6 toll road cops

Lichfield, Staffs - Armed anti-terror cops swooped on a motorway coach this morning following reports of noxious fumes wafting from a passenger's luggage. An emergency 999 call from a London-bound Megabus claimed someone had 'poured hot water into...
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Funny story: Doner Kebab Flavoured Noodle Pot Fury.

Doner Kebab Flavoured Noodle Pot Fury.

The market launch of 'Doner Kebab Flavour Noodle Pots by the Silver Miracle Corporation was today slammed by a coalition of kebab shop proprietors as an utter sham. Kebab shop owners, who usually charge around £3.50 for a small doner are furious t...
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Funny story: Pot Noodle Helped Me Find God

Pot Noodle Helped Me Find God

Anglical vicar Rv Ian Slamchild talked yerterday about how he lost his faith after eating a dodgy curry but found his faith returning two months later after eating a spicy curry pot noodle. "It's a miracle! Nothing less than a miracle!" He told r...
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Funny story: Clearest yet genetic link to stupidity, pot noodle consumption etc

Clearest yet genetic link to stupidity, pot noodle consumption etc

Oxford University - (Dumb Press): Scientists have found the clearest connection ever between congenital stupidity and regular pot noodle consumption.
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