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Jodie Foster Falls Head Over Heels For Ellen DeGeneres' Ex-Girlfriend Alexandra Hedison

Funny story: Jodie Foster Falls Head Over Heels For Ellen DeGeneres' Ex-Girlfriend Alexandra Hedison

HOLLYWOOD - Jodie Foster says that Ellen DeGeneres is acting like a 16-year-old school girl and she really needs to look in the mirror and see that she's actually a 55-year-old cougar. Foster is very upset at the fact that the talk show maven has...

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Ellen DeGeneres Denies The Sex Change Rumors

Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres Denies The Sex Change Rumors

BEVERLY HILLS - Talk show host Ellen DeGeneres told the entertainment media that she has no idea where in the world the rumor of her having sexual reassignment surgery started. The blonde, blue-eyed comedian, who is married to Portia DeGeneres, sa...

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Ellen DeGeneres Begs Wife Portia Not To Leave Her

Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres Begs Wife Portia Not To Leave Her

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Mrs. Ellen DeGeneres AKA Portia DeRossi-DeGeneres has reportedly confessed that she is fed up with Ellen's incessant flirting. Portia, who at 40, is 15 years younger than husband Ellen, told her hair stylist FuFi Fondue that it i...

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Never Before Seen Nude Photos of Marilyn Monroe Found In The Garage of Ellen DeGeneres' Hollywood Hills Home

Funny story: Never Before Seen Nude Photos of Marilyn Monroe Found In The Garage of Ellen DeGeneres' Hollywood Hills Home

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Bedroom Pillow Talk and The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette working on the same tip have reported that members of the Hollywood Hills Police Department have found a suitcase containing over 200 never before seen nude photographs of 5...

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Fired American Idol Judge Ellen DeGeneres: If Money Gets Tight, I Can Always Sell My Portia

Funny story: Fired American Idol Judge Ellen DeGeneres: If Money Gets Tight, I Can Always Sell My Portia

American Idol has shed another person from its dwindling list of male judges: Ellen Degeneres has been fired. Or, she resigned, if you are to believe her. "This didn't feel like the right fit for me," DeGeneres scrawled on an Idol bathroom wall in...

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