When Mark finally came to he was in a white room on a ornate white poster bed. Bright sun shone through huge gothic castle windows and glinted off of the padlock that held his ropes taught. A light fog hung just off of the floor, making the whole thing seem very dream like to him. The ceiling was easily 60 feet tall, with paintings of angels.
"Your awake," said a soft gentle voice, but he could...
Looking out the cell window Masterchev watched in amazement. #4 she'd hit the ground so lightly from her horse, it was as if the gravity didn't affect her the way it did the rest of us mortals. "Hmmmm," thought Masterchev, "mortals...portals,...gerbils?" There was something stirring in his mind, he felt different somehow, more powerful, yet he couldn't put his finger on it as he watched #4.
Magical portals which can transport a person from inside a room to an area outside the room has been discovered in many houses across the UK this week.
ESA Scientist Bradley Mendals explains, "Simply put, these 'Inter-Room Portals' are magical tra...
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