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Funny story: Survey Shows 80% of People Will Not Be Told To Eat Porridge By Conservatives

Survey Shows 80% of People Will Not Be Told To Eat Porridge By Conservatives

Lady Jenkin's speech telling poor people to eat the disgusting sloppy prison fodder known as porridge fell on deaf ears yesterday. The peer told the press conference, which was attended by the Pope and the archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, t...
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Funny story: Four people hurt in spat over porridge

Four people hurt in spat over porridge

A family of four came to blows whilst rushing to eat porridge too quickly yesterday morning. George and Mary Otterstuff had broken noses after they threw porridge dishes at each other. Their children, Gemma and Emma, suffered burnt lips and tongue...
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Funny story: Plaster crisis averted - with porridge!

Plaster crisis averted - with porridge!

For the fifth year in a row, the UK is suffering from a plaster shortage. This is rendering render difficult and plastering over cracks impossible. "I blame those there DIY tele programmes," said Brad Grammar of B&G Plasterers in Bromwich. "Th...
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Funny story: Earth like planet found in bowl of porridge

Earth like planet found in bowl of porridge

An astronomer claims to have found the most Earth-like planet yet - and he believes it could support life. The unusual find is doubly unusual due to where it was found. "At first I thought I was going bonkers" says the astro-boffin "I had just tak...
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Funny story: TV Show "Porridge" Led Me To A Life Of Crime

TV Show "Porridge" Led Me To A Life Of Crime

A Humberside man, obsessed by the BBC sitcom Porridge, starring the late Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale, claims he began his life of crime because prison 'seemed like fun'. Chris Pegg, 42, soon realized that life behind bars was not as fun a...
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