New York - With their season running off the rails, the New York Mets have already started to take a look back at the year to see what positives can be salvaged from the train wreck. They found 11:
1. The plan to add performance enhancing drugs to the hotdogs at Citi Field has been successful. Mets fans are singing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" much more enthusiastically.
2. The sawdust in...
Washington DC - Lobbyists around the capital are pushing the Congress to enact new legislation to curb what they see is an attitude of blatant entitlement.
According to our source, Representative Crass Raftgay, banks want to put an end to entitl...
HARFOLD, Vt.--Harfold resident Bertram Cooke has lost thousands of dollars in the stock market's free-fall that started last week. In all, the Dow Jones Industrial Average has lost about 7% in five business days.
However, Cooke is livid that he wa...
New York - A special police task force swooped down on Wall Street this morning to arrest hundreds of investment and high-finance executives accused of defrauding and possibly destroying the world's economic system.
But the cops were distracted by...
PHOENIX (PoooWatch) - According to commercial real estate mogul, Dr. Onzipay Amegay, the high-walled restroom stall is quickly becoming a rarity in the modern workplace. It's also becoming more common for executives to move out of their stalls and s*...
More shocking revelations emanating today from Census Districts around the country as investigative reporters are learning that the Regime's multi-billion dollar ponzi scheme is just that....a massive fraud perpetrated by the Obama Administration.
Attorneys for Bernard Madoff, the stock broker currently doing 150 years for running a giant Ponzi scheme, say they are ready to present his case on appeal to the Supreme Court early in June, one year to the day after he was sentenced.
Madoff was...
As a part of Bernie 'I'm Special' Madoff's wifes use of their condo, these adjustments to her normal life were requested by those who had been ripped off by the wheeler-dealer. They were presented to her by Bernies judge, along with a death threat from those he screwed if she didn't comply.
A - She can only shower with water on coldest setting. Must use Pine-Sol for shampooing.
B - Can only...
NEW YORK, NY - Warden Samuel Norton of the Manhattan Detention Center has confirmed that Bernard Madoff has been placed in solitary confinement. According to the warden, "Mr.Madoff was caught in a position, which can only be described as two males sh...
(New York-NY) Chris Rock said, I paraphrase, "Every time I watch the news, and I see a crime being committed, I say 'Please don't let it be a brother. Please don't let it be a brother' Then, I see the footage. Damn." I feel the same way as a Jew with Bernie Madoff.
Is it my age, the downside of 50? My parents weren't Survivors, but they knew Survivors. Pogrom fear? One of the first things I di...
UN HQ, NYC - (Whodahelldoweblameforthisfrickin'mess? Mess): The Bush/Blair global economy years were named at an emergency UN Security Council session as the ultimate Ponzi scam.
The Council was shown NATO transcripts of Hellfire Club/American Bo...
London - (OMFG! Mess): A Texan tycoon's $8 billion Ponzi scam has been run from a 'few squalid North London squats' according to FBI sources.
The Serious Fraud Office yesterday raided Sir Alan Stanford's 'accountants' in Enfield and found one octo...
People are "going bananas", say the makers, for a new boardgame called "Ponzi!", released last week.
In the game, players start with 3 houses and £3million each, then take as much money as possible plus bonus on the first "year" (circuit of board...
Ponzi scheme master Bernard Madoff and his attorney have reached an agreement with the Federal District Court in Detroit today that deports the financial genius to Zimbabwe, Africa. Prosecutors and Madoff's attorney negotiated the plea agreement at a...
The judge in the Bernie Madoff trial has dismissed the case against the swindler who bilked clients in a $50 billion Ponzi scheme when his lawyers presented evidence that the entire US economy is based on the same scheme.
"The whole schmiel is...