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Polygamous Dictatorship

The founders of the Ottoman Empire or rather contemporary Turkey were descendants of Oguz tribe, or Turkmen, living in Central Asia, a clan of which was named Seljuqs. Seljuqs were a nomadic herding society, and therefore familiar with aggression and war. Naturally, the always-on-the move Seljuqs did not practice any form of known religions, but they did learn that rain was good, and were impresse...

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Cornwall Polygamy Scandal

Funny story: Cornwall Polygamy Scandal

An undercover reporter dressed as an Arab and working for the Sunday Scandal Newspaper has uncovered evidence of unbridled polygamy in the St. Ives area and allegations of widespread cruelty to cats. As the reporter was allegedly going towards St.

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Polygamist manages to fool authorities by marrying identical triplets

Funny story: Polygamist manages to fool authorities by marrying identical triplets

Deer Valley- Utah, a clever scheme that has been running for the last seven years recently came undone. Caleb Foxtrot was bought in to the county sherrif's office to answer charges of polygamy. The devout morman has been accused of marrying sis...

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Romney to marry Lesbian Heiress

Funny story: Romney to marry Lesbian Heiress

GOP Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney is to take a second wife in accordance with his Mormon faith. Mitt will marry Gigi Chao the lesbian daughter of Hong Kong property tycoon Cecil Chao who earlier this month offered a $65m dowery for any man who c...

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Mitt Romney to Make Necessary Changes to Son's Birth Certificate

Funny story: Mitt Romney to Make Necessary Changes to Son's Birth Certificate

Mitt Romney, under increasing pressure to keep certain details about his past a secret, decided to sit down with his son, Matt Romney, and have a chat last week, according to a witness. "First of all, don't talk about Mormons," said the Republican presidential hopeful. "I do not wish to address that issue, so keep quiet! Not even a BYU co-ed joke, do you understand?" His son replied, "Okay,...

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Mitt Romney to Oprah: "My father had to eat dog food!"

Funny story: Mitt Romney to Oprah: "My father had to eat dog food!"

Mitt Romney sat down with The Queen of Media on Friday to talk about polygamy, illegal immigrants, jobs being shipped to Mexico, dog kennels, and the indomitable spirit of his late father. Criticized for being even wealthier at birth than most Ame...

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Rick Santorum embraces the Mormons in wake of Romney Excommunication

Funny story: Rick Santorum embraces the Mormons in wake of Romney Excommunication

AMERICAN FORK, UTAH (ABSNN) - Quick to reap political hay in the wake of the stunning news that Mitt Romney was excommunicated by The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, the Mormons, presidential hopeful Rick Santorum began studies to co...

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Obedient Husbands Club opens in London

Funny story: Obedient Husbands Club opens in London

London - A group supporting polyandry which urges husbands to 'act like toy boys' in the bedroom has opened its London base. The Obedient Husbands Club schools males in subservient behaviour towards their spouses - who are encouraged to take multi...

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The Obama Brothers: 2 Men, 4 Wives, Barry Off for Kenya Wedding & Rock Concert!

Funny story: The Obama Brothers: 2 Men, 4 Wives, Barry Off for Kenya Wedding & Rock Concert!

Festive wedding preparations are underway in Nairobi as it was announced Hussein Obama will be flying in for Brother Malik's wedding, to his third wife, during a national holiday declared by President Mwai Kibaki. Malik, 52, a practicing Muslim Po...

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Fundamentalist Mormons support Malawian polygamy ban

Funny story: Fundamentalist Mormons support Malawian polygamy ban

Plans by the Malawian government, seeking to ban polygamous marriages in the country, has unexpectedly received support from a group of Fundamentalist Mormons in Hilldale, Utah. The support is surprising because the cult actively supports polygamy...

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Raymond Jessop: "I am a tool of The Lord!"

Funny story: Raymond Jessop: "I am a tool of The Lord!"

Texas - (Rotters): Dismissing pre-trial arguments that Warren Jeff's sidekick is 'a divine instrument' Judge Larry Seidlin - er...state District Judge Barbara Walther! - told the accused "Don't screw with the law!" The Yearning For Zion polygamy n...

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Politicians Ignoring Polygamy

Funny story: Politicians Ignoring Polygamy

The idea that British Politicians were ignoring polygamy was reinforced today when it became clear that although Conservative MP Monty Bedwetter claims expenses for a wife in Kings Lynne and another in Thetford, he actually spends most of his time in...

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Obama, McCain Reach Power Sharing Agreement - Both to Share Sarah Palin as Vice-President

Funny story: Obama, McCain Reach Power Sharing Agreement - Both to Share Sarah Palin as Vice-President

Polyandry, CA - In an historic deal struck days before the upcoming presidential vote, candidates Barack Obama and John McCain have brokered a power sharing plan that would avert either of them loosing the election. "It's quite simple really," ex...

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Flash back 150 Years> Utootaut Territory founded by Brothers Bringem Young and Bringem Rightaway

Funny story: Flash back 150 Years> Utootaut Territory founded by Brothers Bringem Young and Bringem Rightaway

Utootaut Territory was founded back in 1838 by stalwart and upstanding brothers Bringem Young and Bringem Rightaway after too many inconvenient delays and hassles back in Illinois with the 24-hour marriage license ATM's. They were soon joined by their many other brothers: Bringem Today, Bringem Tomorrow, Bringem Ontheweekend, Bringem Allweeklong, Bringem Daily, Bringem Hourly, Bringem Inahur...

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South Philly Man Arrested For Marrying 23 Women

Funny story: South Philly Man Arrested For Marrying 23 Women

Philadelphia PA-- Anthony Romero was arrested today on bigamy charges. Prosecutors say he married at least 23 times, all of them women from his South Philadelphia neighborhood. All the women lived in the same modest blocks of row houses in the Italia...

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Battle of Tony Alamo: polygamy nutter tells cops to Fouke off

Funny story: Battle of Tony Alamo: polygamy nutter tells cops to Fouke off

Fouke, Arkansas - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): A police raid on fundamentalist polygamy nutter Tony Alamo's Church of the Prepuberal Hymen Rapture was met with stiff resistance this weekend. The ex-jailbird pastor accused of Warren Jeffs-type of ch...

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Polygamist to replace same-sex couples in Ikea's next TV and print media ads

Funny story: Polygamist to replace same-sex couples in Ikea's next TV and print media ads

Madison Avenue, New York - Fearing that due to the recent California court ruling, making same-sex marriages legal, that its ads featuring a homosexual couple purchasing furniture at their stores has lost its cutting edge, the furniture store with th...

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Warren Jeffs vindicated as arson destroys Texas governor's mansion

Funny story: Warren Jeffs vindicated as arson destroys Texas governor's mansion

Utah State Prison, Utah - (Incandescent Mess): "The Lord has heard my cry and has smitten mine enemy with his bolts of fire!"...

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