The House of Commons has issued a short statement reacting angrily after the arrest of Eric Joyce at the Commons karaoke night, since he denied being drunk at the time of the incident.
"There is no way any self-respecting public official or profes...
A top Government minister popped his head over the battlements of castle parliament today and shouted:
"The Government should be allowed to waste taxpayers money!"
He quickly jerked his head back inside before any of the plebs could throw stone...
Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osbourne was caught traveling first class on a standard ticket. He politely asked the ticket inspector if he know who he was, and told the ticket inspector that as Chancellor it was him who would decide inspectors n...
After yet another abortive attempt by Andrew Mitchell to use the main vehicle gate into Whitehall, the two sides of the Gate Gate conflict have have been outlining their next move.
The police have reiterated their determination not to open the Big...
Andrew Mitchell has "categorically denied" that he used foul and abusive language towards police officers who were guarding him.
"I did not use the comments that were attributed to me I didn't even talk to the officers in question. I...
The newly appointed leader of the British Plebs Independent Party (BLIP) has accused the government of using insulting language to attempt to undermine Blip's growth.
Joe Prole, Blip's charismatic top man, issued a stinging rebuke to Adrian Mitche...
There was uproar, mayhem and general chaos in government circles today when the chief whip accused some officials surrounding the leader's home of being "plebs".
Gaius Julius Caesar, leader of the Roman Empire and creator of the Julian calendar an...
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