Groom Lake, Nevada - A water-world with a 'thick and steamy' atmosphere was nicknamed Planet Cannabis at NASA HQ today.
Reports have described it as a gigantic organic hydroponic ecosystem orbiting a red dwarf in the Ophiuchus constellation of The...
Following the removal of Pluto's planet status by the International Astronomy Union in 2006, the dead orbiting body has received little respect. That is, until now. Discovered by the Hubbell telescope this past week, Pluto was found to have eviden...
Astronomers have confirmed the existence of an Earth-like planet in the "habitable zone" around a star not unlike our own.
Professor Mike Alidascope told us, "This is the planetary equivalent of Barnsley. In fact, we think it might be Barnsley. We...
Scientists revealed Thursday that a seven-planet solar system located 127 light-years away in the constellation Hydrus may include multiple super-earths that would dwarf our puny excuse for a celestial body in comparison.
Earth, already plagued wi...
A new planet was found in a man's sock today. It's called Plastron.
It's red with some greenish spots on it; the planet not the sock. The sock is a greenish colour, probably used to be black but washed too many times and is faded. It was found in...
Today NASA, the North American Senator Agency, announced it had discovered a new planet in our solar system, and named it Obama.
Spokesman Professor Cape Kennedy said: 'The new planet can be seen from all parts of the world, but it has a curious m...
By posing as an unscrupulous armaments dealer, celebrated Spoof writer, Evan Essence, found his way into the inner sanctum of US Vice President Dick Cheney's bullet proof and bomb proof bunker...generally considered to be the safest and most secure place on the planet.
Prologue: John Adams, apart from his brilliant political attributes, was a man of intense intellectual curiosity. So it comes as no surprise that, in 1785, when he became America's first minister to the Court of St. James, one of his initial visits was to the astronomer, Sir William Herschel, who newly discovered the planet, Uranus. Unfortunately, John went to the wrong address.
While looking through the main telescope of the Winkenblinken Public Observatory last month, prominent psychiatrist A. Gorden Crumgranit discovered a previously unknown planet revolving around a nearby star. Astronomers have confirmed that the plane...
Thespoof.com Magazine is introducing a new feature article called SCREED and a the subtitle reads: It is your chance to screed your lungs out at the many outrages of life on this small planet. Our first entry comes from a Mr. Pointer who describes himself as an old huntin' dawg who sniffs out the good, the bad and the ugly in this noosphere (what ever?):...
In a taped conversation with Steve Kroft of 60 Minutes, President Bush revealed that he was born on another planet. The admission stunned everyone in the studio, including Kroft. What follows is a transcript of the ensuing conversation.
Scientists have announced that they have discovered a place sort of like home 41 light-years from here in the constellation Cancer.
WASHINGTON - Top White House officials announced that a previously unknown planet discovered on the outer rim of our solar system would henceforth be known as "Little Arbusto," and that calling the planet "Sedna" or any other name...
Griffith Observatory: Los Angeles, CA - Study of a potentially dangerous asteroid has been held at a standstill as an ethics committee reviews a case of equal rights.
(MMP News) In a startling and seemingly unjustified move, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) has stated that it will no longer recognize Uranus as a planet. Top officials claim it no longer fits the contemporary definition of a...
CCN - Space - Today, Scientists, using the Hubble Telescope, thought that they had discovered an Earth-like planet only 50 light years away. They immediately started doing calculation on how long it would take a flight to get from Earth to the new p...
NEWS RELEASE - PLUTO EVICTED: No Longer A Planet...
Ever since the news broke that Pluto (the so-called ninth planet) might not be a planet after all, Pluto the pooch is unhappy with his name and wants to change it. "It's time to move on," he's told Mickey Mouse and other friends.