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Scientists in Ebola Virus Questionnaire Doesn't Go Far Enough Claim

Outraged medics have slammed Government claims to be screening new arrivals to the United Kingdom for Ebola Virus with seemingly pointless questionnaires about their grooming habits. The controversial form is being issued by Customs and Excise staff...

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SARS Virus Discovered In New SARS-Flavored Cheerios

ATLANTA, GA - Steny Tripinski, senior spokesperson for the Centers for Disease Control, has issue a new SARS alert, confirming that scientists have discovered evidence of a new SARS Virus in multiple boxes of latest breakfast cereal, 'SARS-Flavored C...

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Levaquin approved for treating plague, but not soon enough to prevent Black Death

Funny story: Levaquin approved for treating plague, but not soon enough to prevent Black Death

HARFOLD, Vt. - Levaquin (levofloxacin) has been approved by the FDA for the treatment and prevention of the plague. The only problem is that the FDA's decision comes some 665 years after the new drug would've done any goddamn good. "Unless you sen...

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Apocalypse News - End of World to Occur Mid-November-ish

Funny story: Apocalypse News - End of World to Occur Mid-November-ish

LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - Major casinos and top gambling experts say November 2012 is when humanity will meet a fiery and horrific doom. Although the Mayan Calendar points to December 21, 2012 for some kind of epic world-changing event, the rise of several...

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Critics Unsatisfied With Obama's Birth Certificate Revelation Now Demand Shot Records

Funny story: Critics Unsatisfied With Obama's Birth Certificate Revelation Now Demand Shot Records

"Birthers" and other critics of U.S. President Barack Obama are upset that his birth certificate revelation this week has shut down their arguements and conspiracy theories. Undaunted, the group is seeking other avenues to remove "this country's wor...

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Arkansas Town Overrun by Poop-Slinging Monkeys

Funny story: Arkansas Town Overrun by Poop-Slinging Monkeys

Just when Arkansans thought it was safe to go outdoors after surviving one of the worst bird die-offs in recent history, comes news out of Beebe, Arkansas that hordes of poop-slinging monkeys have been terrorizing whole neighborhoods. "I just cain...

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Arkansas Pastor Hopes to Update Living Bible with "Book of Clem"

Funny story: Arkansas Pastor Hopes to Update Living Bible with "Book of Clem"

An enterprising clergyman from Little Rock, Arkansas is currently working on the first ever major revision of the Living Bible in order to include the "Book of Clem" to secure a record of the recent inexplicable events which have left the State of Ar...

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Bubonic Plague strikes down Renaissance Faire goers

Funny story: Bubonic Plague strikes down Renaissance Faire goers

In the spirit of an authentic middle ages experience, rats were loosed at Ye Olde Swansea Renaissance Faire Saturday."Hear Ye, Hear Ye," the publick cryer yelled," I've got a bit of a rash on my arse!" Shortly before toppling into an oaken barrel and...

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Killer Hemorrhoid To Strike New York City By 2015! "We're In A World Of Sh1t": Bloomberg!

Funny story: Killer Hemorrhoid To Strike New York City By 2015! "We're In A World Of Sh1t": Bloomberg!

Scientists now predict that a killer hemorrhoid will strike the United States and spread around the globe in less than a year. "The hemorrhoid plague will first hit the street people in New York City it has now been determined", stated one Profess...

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Black plague outbreaks in Northern Europe as tourists return from their "Shitty holidays in the sun"!

Funny story: Black plague outbreaks in Northern Europe as tourists return from their "Shitty holidays in the sun"!

Northern European tourists returning from their holidays in Southern Europe, Asia or Africa have been hit by the deadly disease, the BLACK DEATH PLAGUE! This disease lurks on disgustingly filthy motorway toilets, public toilets in general, unhygie...

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New Mneumonic Plague Cause for Concern in China

Funny story: New Mneumonic Plague Cause for Concern in China

BEIJING, CHINA According to reports which are receiving a lot of word play, an outbreak of the virulent mnemonic plague has killed three people in Ziketan, China this week. Ziketan is a remote town in a Qinghai province which has been sealed in resp...

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UK Reels Under Plague Of Flies As Heatwave Kicks In

Funny story: UK Reels Under Plague Of Flies As Heatwave Kicks In

As the UK swelters in levels of heat and humidity not seen for a long time, a secondary scourge has lashed UK residents - flies. The Met Office has delivered extreme weather warnings, but it appears nobody was prepared for the flies. The pesky...

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UK Overrun By Chicken Plague

Funny story: UK Overrun By Chicken Plague

The vast majority of the population of England is barricaded in the south today, as a seemingly unstoppable wave of poultry sweeps through the country. Similar reports are coming in from the rest of the UK- Scotland has evacuated to the Orkneys, Irel...

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Plague of Boils strikes The Spoof

Funny story: Plague of Boils strikes The Spoof

After a seemingly healthy period for website The Spoof, which had long recovered from a dreadful outbreak of bad Goody articles, a plague of Boils of almost Biblical proportions struck it this week. Boil analyst Sir Hackney P. Look said: 'One minu...

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Plague, Pox, and Pestilence Sweep through Europe

Funny story: Plague, Pox, and Pestilence Sweep through Europe

Formerly London, England - The recent death of a London-based Spanish drum-maker from inhalation anthrax places the death toll of the current pandemic at 75 million and one, now surpassing the Black Death of the 1340s. Last week's death of a Scottish...

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Kitten Poetry is New Black Death

Funny story: Kitten Poetry is New Black Death

Kitten poetry is the new Black Death according to sociology expert Dr. Erica Mans.

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Plague strikes US; Huckabee States Unaffected

Funny story: Plague strikes US; Huckabee States Unaffected

A plague-like disease is sweeping the United States, reported the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) today. The main victims appear to be first-born male children of moderate Republican voters. Along with the disease, the states have been hard-hit by...

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