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Homoeopathic housing to ease the housing crisis

Funny story: Homoeopathic housing to ease the housing crisis

With insufficient housing in the United Kingdom, homoeopaths have come forward to provide a solution. "Previously we used homoeopathy for medicine," said Paul Seeboh. "But we realised that it applies to a much wider range of disciplines." In me...

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Antihistamines cause hay fever

Funny story: Antihistamines cause hay fever

Hot on the heels of the news that headache tablets cause headaches, it turns out that hay fever tablets cause hay fever. "I suppose the clue was always on the box," said Angie Benji, of the British Medical Institution. "It doesn't say 'Cures Heada...

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Outstanding anti-wrinkle formula discovered hiding in British kitchens

Funny story: Outstanding anti-wrinkle formula discovered hiding in British kitchens

It is present in most British kitchens either in ready to use format, pre-prepared format or totally DIY format. Regardless of how it starts off, it has been discovered that custard is the most effective anti-wrinkle formulation on the market. "Or...

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Homoeopathy works!

Funny story: Homoeopathy works!

The world of science has been rocked when the largest clinical trial of homoeopathy finalised it's data and published in the respected journal Nature. "I was astounded," said one local scientist, Hillary Dale, a long time homoeopathy critic. "I'm...

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Placebo Cancel Final Dates Of European Tour, No One Gives a Sh-t.

Funny story: Placebo Cancel Final Dates Of European Tour, No One Gives a Sh-t.

A band no one has ever heard of has decided to cancel the final dates of the European leg of their "Who The F--k Are You Guys?" tour, and no one gives a fat monkey's ass about it. It's Only Funny In The United States... ... because no one here has...

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New Anti-aging Cream Soon To Be Available

Funny story: New Anti-aging Cream Soon To Be Available

"Avlong", the well known door-to-door cosmetics firm has announced that it will very soon be adding a new Anti-aging cream to the pages of its catalogues. "This cream is the miracle both women and men have been waiting for," stated Avlong's spokesperson, I.V.E. Gotcha from her office in India. When asked what the ingredients of this 'miracle cream' were, I.V.E. Gotcha said she wouldn't relea...

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Ireland: we deserve a place in the final!

Funny story: Ireland: we deserve a place in the final!

Ireland have demanded that FIFA give them a place in the World Cup final next year, despite the place already being reserved for the two teams who do best in next year's competition. A green-clad spokesman for the Irish team said, "we deserve it y...

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Drug Manufacturer Reveals Swine Flu Vaccine Actually Placebo

Funny story: Drug Manufacturer Reveals Swine Flu Vaccine Actually Placebo

Dr. Harvey Patel decided to do the right thing according to his conscience and blow the whistle on the H1N1 vaccine. Patel admitted to television reporters on several morning television shows that the swine flu vaccine currently being distributed wo...

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Newton Was Wrong- Gravity Caused By Placebo Effect

Funny story: Newton Was Wrong- Gravity Caused By Placebo Effect

The whole world shook yesterday, as scientists proved that gravity was a myth- and managed to lose a country with it. The astonishing discovery was made by European scientists working in France last week, but no announcement was made until yesterd...

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FDA Bans Placebos

Funny story: FDA Bans Placebos

In order to placate the American public's fear that medical aid is not high on his agenda, President George W. Bush has issued the following statement.

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Spitzer Pharmaceuticals to enter lucrative placebo market

Funny story: Spitzer Pharmaceuticals to enter lucrative placebo market

After the revelation that many doctors are prescribing placebos for their patients, Spitzer Pharmaceuticals, makers of advanced pharmaceutical products, announced today that it has developed a more-potent placebo.

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Pharmaceuticals company to enter lucrative placebo market

Funny story: Pharmaceuticals company to enter lucrative placebo market

After the revelation that many doctors are prescribing placebos for their patients, a manufacturer of advanced pharmaceutical products has announced today that it has developed a more-potent placebo.

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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