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Kirstie Alley and Wynonna Judd Want To Buy Pizza Hut

Funny story: Kirstie Alley and Wynonna Judd Want To Buy Pizza Hut

LOS ANGELES - Noted California attorney Ginger Allred has been hired by Kirstie Alley and Wynonna Judd. The two celebrities have expressed a desire to purchase the national pizza chain Pizza Hut. Ms. Allred has said that she is presently in the...

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FedEx and Pizza Hut Are Talking Merger

Funny story: FedEx and Pizza Hut Are Talking Merger

NEW YORK CITY - In what could possibly be one of the most profitable mergers in recent history, representatives for FedEx and Pizza Hut are having dialogue concerning a possible merger. Emma Violet Chimski, 43, a board of directors member with Piz...

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Wow! Signal Has Been Finally Decoded and It Did Come From Aliens

The Wow! signal, a mysterious radio transmission detected in 1977 that it is now confirmed came from extraterrestrials, has finally been deciphered and the message translated into English. The Wow! signal is the only piece of incoming data to have...

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White House and Pizza Hut Stand off over as Compromise is Brokered

The weeklong crisis involving Pizza Hut, President Obama, some expired coupons and the United Nations has ended thanks to the intervention of former Monkeys drummer Mickey Dolenz. Talks between President and Pizza Hut had at one stage collapsed co...

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UN Declare Emergency In Pizza Hut Talks Fiasco

Talks between President and Pizza Hut collapsed completely late last night as both sides resorted to name calling and threats of legal action as the ongoing crisis entered its sixth day, prompting the United Nations to declare an emergency and appoin...

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Obama and Pizza Hut Talks Resume But Still a Stalemate

Crisis talks resumed last night between the President and Pizza Hut over the delivery of a family sized pizza and a bottle of a cola, talks have now entered their third day and there still seems there is no resolution. The stumbling block it seems...

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Obama and Pizza Hut Talks Break Down

A crisis was today declared after negations between President Obama and Pizza Hut broke down late last night after the two parties failed to agree on a unilateral delivery schedule and validity of coupons the President found in the kitchen drawer, th...

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Three Restaurant Chains To Merge Due To Economy

Funny story: Three Restaurant Chains To Merge Due To Economy

Three of the world's largest restaurant chains, each one the biggest in their food niche, have decided to merge due to the difficult economy. The change will become official at the beginning of 2010. The menus and marketing campaigns will also unit...

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Iran's Ahmadinejad To Protestors: "Spoiled Brats!"

Funny story: Iran's Ahmadinejad To Protestors: "Spoiled Brats!"

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, president of Iran, recently demanded an interview with us in order to address the ongoing problem with protestors attempting to overthrow him and his government. How could we refuse? As we spoke with him it was just around lu...

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Pizza Hut Changes Name to Pasta Trough

Funny story: Pizza Hut Changes Name to Pasta Trough

Pizza Hut is rebranding itself as Pasta Trough in a radical overhaul of its corporate image and menu offerings. Logos have been replaced at corporate headquarters in Dallas and new signs are being installed at the chain's outlets worldwide. Asked...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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