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Long John Silver's Has Decided To Take Its Piranha Sandwich Off The Menu

Funny story: Long John Silver's Has Decided To Take Its Piranha Sandwich Off The Menu

SAN DIEGO - The seafood fast food franchise chain that is based in San Diego, California has decided to take its Piranha Sandwich off the menu. Elmendorf Butterbox, spokesperson for Long John Silver's said that the reason was due to the fact that...

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Piranha invade Sussex pond

Funny story: Piranha invade Sussex pond

A small village in Sussex has been blighted by an invasion of Amazonian Piranha fish. The pond that dominates the centre of the village has seen a decline in its wildlife over the past six months with reports of duck and swan suddenly disappearing...

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Fish Attack!

A young fisherman in Bolivia committed suicide in the most awesome distressing way yesterday. He took his trusty two man boat (the SS Clinically Depressed) out onto a stretch of river that was known locally as "Wie sobberus do solim goeous" which rou...

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Piranhas attack Thames tug and sink it!

Funny story: Piranhas attack Thames tug and sink it!

A shoal of deadly Amazon Piranhas attacked a Thames tug in broad daylight today and after gnawing at her bottom for 5 minutes, she sunk without trace. Experts were called in to investigate the incident and nobody seems to know where these dastardl...

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Pariah Found Alive in Piranha Pond

Funny story: Pariah Found Alive in Piranha Pond

Surprising most who found the man still figuratively alive and unscathed from the hundreds of omnivores surrounding him in a close-knit community of newspaper professionals, one fairly obtuse hack writer with good intent, emerged for the last time from the London journalist's favorite watering hole without so much as a nibble on his pinkie. Mr. Pat Wohm began adulthood as an above average Engli...

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Giant Piranha found in chip shop!

Funny story: Giant Piranha found in chip shop!

Mr Syril Oilslik, proprietor of Fresh Fish & Chips Of Folkstone, had a shock when he pulled a Piranha out of his fryer. "It leapt off the scoop and went over the counter attacking one of my customers"! Mrs Edna Sproket said she had been stand...

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Revealed: The Mystery of the Piranha Found in Devon River

Funny story: Revealed: The Mystery of the Piranha Found in Devon River

It sounds like a Monty Python sketch - 'The Dead Piranha Sketch'. At first, mystery surrounded the discovery of a 14 inch piranha in a Devon River. Environment agency staff were sampling the riverbank were amazed to discover the strange looking f...

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Pet Fish Ruins Sunday Afternoon Assaulting Owner

Funny story: Pet Fish Ruins Sunday Afternoon Assaulting Owner

What began as a cool prize won 3 years ago at the county fair has ended in bloodshed this past Sunday as Little Woowoo was violently bludgeoned to death in self defense by his once proud owner. "Yeah, I was like 7 years old when I won that fish,"...

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Pedicurist's Piranhas Chew Off Clients' Feet

Funny story: Pedicurist's Piranhas Chew Off Clients' Feet

A disgruntled pedicurist substituted carnivorous Brazilian piranhas for trendy, callous-chomping carp at a fashionable New York City spa resulting in the chewing up of twenty-one toes, five heels, and three bunions of the spa's well-to-do clients...

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Raptor Dogs the new Pit Bulls, but with half the mess

Laguna Negra, Brazil A heretofore unknown Brazilian dog trainer has created a new protection dog which is taking the dog world by storm according to reports in the Journal Of Canine Hermeneutics. The trainer, Peinhador Luzad...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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