My friend Shylock Humes sat by the fire, subjecting the cardboard box Inspector Arbuthnot Williams had brought, to the most intimate and discerning scrutinies possible to man. I say man. I could not speak for woman, apart from our housekeeper, Mrs Dudson, whose scrutinies were generally limited to questions of domestic order, and were far from intimate or discerning. I say order. What I should per...
Nobody seems quite sure why, but the old English tradition of reinforcing a stiff upper lip with a pipe stem seems to be undergoing a spectacularly fashionable revival.
Some experts believe that with the advent of the internet, and satellite telev...
Thames Valley Police this evening disclosed that a suspected anarchist has handed himself in at Reading police station, following a dismal failure to spread murder and mayhem around central London and the home counties.
It was announced that the s...
According US Commerce Department spokesperson Bikey Schwinn China has been hitting people with pipes here in the United States.
The small crack pipes make amazingly good weapons when wielded by Kung Fu artists from China. In retaliation, the US w...
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