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Funny story: Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan To Star In Their Own Reality Show "Charlie & Lilo - Doing The Hokey Pokey"

Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan To Star In Their Own Reality Show "Charlie & Lilo - Doing The Hokey Pokey"

LOS ANGELES - Charlie Sheen gave up making $1.8 million a week simply acting as himself on the hit sit-com Two and A Half Men to become a Space Cadet with two funky looking goddesses. The goddesses long ago hit the Tinsel Town trail and left Charl...
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Funny story: Bob Geldof finds a new life as a pimp

Bob Geldof finds a new life as a pimp

The world's premier money-raising Irishman Bob Geldof has moved on from his charity days to secure a new role in the seedy underworld of prostitution. Geldof's agent, Sax Mifford spoke publicly about the shift in career path: "In 1985, the one se...
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Funny story: How to Pimp Your Grandmother

How to Pimp Your Grandmother

I had a big problem, pimping my wife, the lazy cow would not get off her arse and do the business. So, I went round to my grans house and asked her if she wanted to earn a few quid, doing me a favour now and again. The batty old bastard is 98, so she will say yes to anything, wont she? daft as a brush! So, the older she is, the better, and don't forget to tell her to leave her teeth at home. If...
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Funny story: Danny In Dyer Film

Danny In Dyer Film

Danny Dyer's latest film "Pimp" bombed at the cinema on it's opening weekend, where just 24 seats were sold, making a pittance of £205. The docu-film style gritty story is set in Soho and is said to be an insight into the street lives of prostitutes...
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Funny story: Prostitutes to get their own back with new reality "Ride my Pimp" TV show

Prostitutes to get their own back with new reality "Ride my Pimp" TV show

The Honourable Association of British Prostitutes - HAPB - are getting their own back on the sex-for-commission trade with a new reality TV show called "Ride my Pimp". This new show is loosely based on the American TV "Pimp my Ride" series, where...
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Funny story: Obama Orders New Presidential Limo: See It On TV's "Pimp my Ride!"

Obama Orders New Presidential Limo: See It On TV's "Pimp my Ride!"

Zastava, Yugoslavia/Daily Worker Saying he is a "Man of the People", President by Acclimation Barack Hussein Obama , announced today he has commissioned a new Presidential Limousine to replace the gas guzzling, ostentatious ride of former US leaders...
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Funny story: Pimp Daddy Spitzer Spits Governorship Back at Ungrateful NYS!

Pimp Daddy Spitzer Spits Governorship Back at Ungrateful NYS!

Pimp daddy, Eliot Spitzer, tells NYS citizens that they do not deserve the stud muffin of a governor that he is, was and will be no llloooonnnnggggeeerrrr! Whoremaster Spitzer reveled in the fact that he has been procuring and pandering for all m...
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Funny story: No Oscar promises, Viggo changes career

No Oscar promises, Viggo changes career

Oscar nominee Viggo Mortensen has recently announced he is considering a career change, since he is at an age when it's time for a man to dress up in silk robes and join daddy Hefner in the pimp club.
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Funny story: DUB hip-hop custom car magazine calls car made of vegetables 'fly'; sales expected to hit new record high with hemp SUV model

DUB hip-hop custom car magazine calls car made of vegetables 'fly'; sales expected to hit new record high with hemp SUV model

City of Industry, California - Calling it a major victory for the Green Movement, a car made of hemp and rapeseed oil, called 'Eco One', won a key endorsement by hip-hop custom car magazine, DUB, today. Eco One is made by Warwick Manufacturin...
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Funny story: New Dress Code For Texas Country Club Golfers

New Dress Code For Texas Country Club Golfers

(MUSICMAN PRESS) The Texas Committee of Country Clubs (TCCC) decided to make the change in attire last week. Said TCCC Board Administrator Dick Hardy. "We all agreed to go with the more professional appearance because, by and large, the majority...
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Funny story: American Idol: An Open Love Letter To Jasmine Trias

American Idol: An Open Love Letter To Jasmine Trias

Dear Jasmine: I know that Simon loves to player hate on you. I know that he likes to snore when you sing. That’s OK honey. I’m a writer now, but I used to be an assistant pimp, so I can have him silenced (if you know what I mean), just say the word. I know that Hawaii loves you so much, although I am baffled that the lieutenant governor would name a day after you, when there are hard worki...
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Funny story: U.S. Government To Give Pimps Tax Cut

U.S. Government To Give Pimps Tax Cut

Yesterday the United States Senate voted 61-39 in favor of a tax break that would allow pimps to claim their ho's as dependants while still receiving a $1,000 tax credit per ho.
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Barack I Now Wants to Be Addressed With a New Moniker

WashDC: Emperor Barack I has issued an imperial order that all courtiers and palace plebs shall now address him as: His Excellent Cubaness "Che-Fidelio". The Secret Service scrambled to update codes.
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