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Funny story: Kim Jong un Is The New Face Of Anusal Pile Ointment

Kim Jong un Is The New Face Of Anusal Pile Ointment

In a break from the usual pile ointment stereotypes such as John Gudman or Robbie Coaltraine, North Korean leader, Kim Jong un has been awarded the coveted Anusal haemorrhoid advertising contract. The handsome leader is initially contracted to st...
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Funny story: Kneeling down and facing Mecca Bingo cures Haemorrhoids

Kneeling down and facing Mecca Bingo cures Haemorrhoids

Tests carried out on Scunthorpe Mecca Bingo enthusiasts show a level of Haemorrhoid problems one tenth of the National average. Some link to the curative properties of pork pies from a public house at the rear of the Bingo Hall has been made. Onl...
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Funny story: Saints ain't what they used to be

Saints ain't what they used to be

Fast track Saints, now issued in batches of 30 or more are not as effective as the old single issue ones, an exit poll at St. Peter's Basilica has revealed. St. Christopher, now discredited for not being insured, was an all time favourite, polling 67...
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Funny story: Casey Anthony & Nancy Grace sued for $3 billion in Illuminati plot

Casey Anthony & Nancy Grace sued for $3 billion in Illuminati plot

ORLANDO, Florida (ABSNN) - Casey Anthony, the Most Hated Woman in America, was acquitted in the murder of her child Caylee who died more than three years ago. Her legal trouble has not ended, not by a long shot. She is still in the middle of a laws...
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Funny story: Cleggie's piles reappear after long absense

Cleggie's piles reappear after long absense

We are all very sad to hear that Deputy Prime Minister Clegg's piles are bleeding again. We heard it on the grapevine, please pardon the pun. The problem, which began during his public school days, has returned with a vengeance. The painful expres...
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Funny story: Hemorrhoid Sufferers Choose The Premiership

Hemorrhoid Sufferers Choose The Premiership

Recent research by medical staff at the London School of Medicine has revealed that more and more hemorrhoid sufferers gravitate towards Premiership games at the "business end" of every season - otherwise known as "squeaky bum time". Those with mo...
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