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Funny story: Local Man Cuts Down Tree On Old Lady Feeding Pigeons

Local Man Cuts Down Tree On Old Lady Feeding Pigeons

Harold Gillis told everyone gathered around him that he was sorry that he had cut down the wrong tree and crushed the old lady and several pigeons she was feeding. "Look, it could happen to any of us. We think the tree is going to fall a certain w...
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Funny story: Research Studies Reveal That More Research Is Needed

Research Studies Reveal That More Research Is Needed

CHICAGO - A year long study that was conducted by the reputable Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has stated that in the area of basic research studies more research is actually needed. A highly respected representative with ADGA Bagby B. Buckleyb...
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Funny story: Pigeon craze hits London clubs

Pigeon craze hits London clubs

Head bobbing, foot tapping, arm flapping movement has started appearing in London clubs across the capital, London. Called simply Pigeon it is more than a dance craze, it's a dress sense, a diet and a way of life. "I'm a Pigeon," said Paul Bunner,...
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Funny story: Statues to be erected all over the planet in honour of total arseholes!

Statues to be erected all over the planet in honour of total arseholes!

After the stunning success of Sir Alex Ferguson having his statue revealed at the Theatre of Dreams in Manchester, the United Nations, FIFA and Jaggedone (who?), have decided to erect statues to some of the world's greatest arseholes in places where masses of pigeons (and other birds) can shit all over them (SAF is not an arsehole BTW!). The statues would then become symbols of human madness an...
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Funny story: Carrier Pigeons Secret WWII Message Decoded

Carrier Pigeons Secret WWII Message Decoded

UK intelligence agency GCHQ has spent weeks attempting to decipher a secret WWII message found on a dead pigeons leg that was discovered up a chimney in leafy Surrey. After initially appealing to the public for help they've finally cracked it them...
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Funny story: MI5 pigeon-spies banned from flying during Chinese Communist party conference!

MI5 pigeon-spies banned from flying during Chinese Communist party conference!

The Chinese Communist Party has taken all precautions to avoid any form of spying during their conference in Beijing and has banned ping pong balls, vehicles driving with open windows and all pigeon-spies that normally circle over the conference cent...
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Funny story: Britain Facing Pigeon Obesity Timebomb

Britain Facing Pigeon Obesity Timebomb

Animal welfare groups warned yesterday that the streets of Britain may soon be virtually impassable as they become clogged with morbidly overweight pigeons. According to bird and wildlife protectionist Percy Nobbleton, the flying rats' diet has ev...
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Funny story: Dorking Police Impound Pigeons In Drugs Bust

Dorking Police Impound Pigeons In Drugs Bust

Police in Dorking claim to have won a major victory in the war on drugs after impounding a local pigeon racer's birds. Officers from Dorking Central Division, accompanied by dog handlers and an armed response unit, visited an address in Mafeking L...
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Funny story: Anti-Pigeon Device For Statues Introduced

Anti-Pigeon Device For Statues Introduced

The age-old problem of pigeons using statues as toilets is set to become a thing of the past after scientists this week introduced a new anti-pigeon device, the Spiker. The Spiker is a tiny needle that hides inside the head of the statue - when an...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Next Target: Mike Tyson (And His Pigeons)

Sarah Palin's Next Target: Mike Tyson (And His Pigeons)

Let's get ready to rumble!!! Next weekend, Sarah Palin, the self-proclaimed "Mama Grizzly of Reality TV," has her sights set on a heavyweight title fight with fellow reality star "Pigeon Mike" Tyson to decide who is the greatest pound-for-pound train...
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Funny story: Colombian police smash pigeon drug cartel!

Colombian police smash pigeon drug cartel!

A group of pigeon drug couriers has been caught "pigeon-footed" delivering drugs to Colombian prisons. Regular flights from the Colombian coca fields to the prison were no problem for the pigeons, they're all "Homeys". The only problem was that t...
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Funny story: Pigeon SWAT Teams Target High-Profile Personalities

Pigeon SWAT Teams Target High-Profile Personalities

In a scene reminiscent of Hitchcock's The Birds, a flock of pigeons swooped over the Capitol steps and crapped all over Rep. Charley Rangel (D) of New York. Reports are coming in from multiple locations across the country where similar attacks have...
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Funny story: Kings of Leon Upstaged by Pooping Pigeons

Kings of Leon Upstaged by Pooping Pigeons

Strange as some band names can be, the Pooping Pigeons referred to in this story are literally pooping pigeons. The rock band Kings of Leon were in St. Louis, Missouri Friday night at the Verizon Amphitheater, getting their groove on, when they be...
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Funny story: Disabled pigeons saved in Budget

Disabled pigeons saved in Budget

Along with the international aid, Pigeon recuperation has been a surprise winner in the emergency election budget. George Osbourne stated - "I want to build a mini Chelsea Hospital for these wonderful birds. I shedded a tear when I saw one limping...
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Funny story: Tragic death of Jack Duckworth's pigeon

Tragic death of Jack Duckworth's pigeon

Coronation Street legend Jack Duckworth was reported to be "heartbroken" last night after one of his pigeons died in a freak accident. The bird came to grief after becoming caught up in a tangled storyline. Granada TV confirmed this morning tha...
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Funny story: Pigeon Obesity reaches an all time high!

Pigeon Obesity reaches an all time high!

In 2001 approximately 0.5% of all common pigeons where obese, in 2009 the results show that 23.5% of pigeons are obese. Last week top naturist, David Attenborough visited the city of Bristol to investigate it's rarest artefacts of nature. He visit...
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Funny story: Officials Nab Traveler With Pigeons In Pants

Officials Nab Traveler With Pigeons In Pants

An Australian traveler was caught with two live pigeons stuffed in his pants following a trip to the Middle East, customs officials said yesterday. The 24-year-old man was searched after authorities discovered two eggs in a vitamin container in h...
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Funny story: Sunderland Pigeon Cree Under Threat

Sunderland Pigeon Cree Under Threat

Pigeon Fanciers from around the country flock to visit the Ryhope Pigeon Cree now a Grade 2 Listed Building built in the early Fifties by miners with wood from the pits transported to this spot their by hardy Carrier Pigeons.
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