Have you ever had a nosebleed that, no matter what arresting action you took, the darned thing just would not seem to stop bleeding?
Well, that was exactly the situation being faced by one Los Angeles woman called Janet Farmer this week after she...
A virtually unknown man from the North was unveiled last night as Britain's Eurovision contestant.
"His musical talent is not necessarily of the highest standard," said a BBC TV spokesman, "but he is likely to win viewers over by his unique style...
"Booger" (also "boogie") is the polite name for snot, a free, delicious, nutritious emergency ration produced, without fanfare, by the nasal mucosa in such abundance that individuals swallow approximately 3.48 gallons per day without realizing it.
Boogers are made up of mucin, water, cells, and inorganic salts. Depending upon the size of the serving, a single helping may contain from 10 to 40 c...
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