Frickin,Ohio- Alfred Frickin, the most widely know Philanthropist of the past century passed away peacefully while flying cross-country in his Frickin Lear Jet. Among other things Mr. Frickin is credited with building over 2,000 libraries in cities a...
Today I spoke to Raymond Rainbow, a philanthropist with a difference.
Me: "Raymond, you've just opened a help centre in East London for the less fortunate?"
RR: "Yes, that's right. We have set up the centre to help the pooer, to give them a place to stay and get some refreshments."
Me: "The pooer? I hope you provide them with a bathroom as well."
RR: "Yes of course, we have a full set...
Hello, my name is David Atticbutter, and I am a nosey bastard that finds lost civilisations and tells the whole world where they live, and then fucking destroys them.
During one of my treks I came across evidence that there is a lost tribe living on Putney Common. Which is in fact, in Putney, south west London. That is why it is named Putney Common. This is the story of my encounter.
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