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Funny story: Duck Dynasty Into Fight With PETA Now?

Duck Dynasty Into Fight With PETA Now?

Phil Robertson the head of the Duck Dynasty has announced that the family have come up with a new call that draws blackbirds to the area. Why would anyone want a blackbird caller? "I tell you the truth, we have sold thousands already and we are...
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Funny story: Ben & Jerry's Introduces Its Latest Ice Cream Flavor - Duck Dynasty Delight

Ben & Jerry's Introduces Its Latest Ice Cream Flavor - Duck Dynasty Delight

SOUTH BURLINGTON, Vermont - The makers of the world famous Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream have just announced their latest ice cream creation. Company spokesperson Millard Cypress informed the news media at a press conference at the South Burlington...
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Funny story: The Gillette Company Offers Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson $1 Million To Shave His Beard Off In One Of Their Commercials

The Gillette Company Offers Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson $1 Million To Shave His Beard Off In One Of Their Commercials

NEW YORK CITY - Everyday it seems like Phil Robertson and his Duck Dynasty family get all kinds of offers to film all kinds of commercials from beer and deodorant to chips and condoms. The latest company to come knocking on the Monroe, Louisiana d...
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Funny story: Louisiana Names Duck Dynasty The Number One Television Show of All Time

Louisiana Names Duck Dynasty The Number One Television Show of All Time

NEW ORLEANS - Sangria Wine, a reporter with TV ClickerWorld has just informed the television viewing public that Duck Dynasty has received a prestigious award. The A&E show which centers around Phil Robertson and his Monroe, Louisiana family h...
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Funny story: Ducks May Quit Show

Ducks May Quit Show

As usual they have had the head of the family to speak for the whole group, Phil Robertson. "We have talked it over and decided to give it another year. As most folks know, we are not in need of the money but we are seeing it as changing our lives...
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Funny story: The Nude Calendar of The Duck Dynasty Women Is The Top Selling Calendar In The Nation

The Nude Calendar of The Duck Dynasty Women Is The Top Selling Calendar In The Nation

CHICAGO - Glamboyant Magazine has just announced that since the good-looking Robertson women of the A&E hit show Duck Dynasty have started wearing shorter skirts and shorter shorts the show's ratings have shot up through the roof. Voodoo Dupre...
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Funny story: NASA's Nationally Televised Telethon Will Be A Star-Studded Event

NASA's Nationally Televised Telethon Will Be A Star-Studded Event

HOUSTON - It is widely known that NASA has been having financial problems for the past three years. Much of that can be attributed to the high cost in utility bills which are enormous at The Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center. NASA Spokesperson Tre...
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Funny story: Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Makes A Political Statement

Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Makes A Political Statement

MONROE, Louisiana - Phil Robertson, the patriarch of the Robertson family of Duck Dynasty fame, says that he feels that he has now become as popular as Peyton Manning, Ryan Seacrest, George Clooney, and even Regis Philbin. He revealed to local rep...
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Funny story: Duck Dynasty's Robertson Star Of State of Union

Duck Dynasty's Robertson Star Of State of Union

WASHINGTON - The house chamber was packed last night with special guests for President Obama's State of the Union Address. Included was the long-bearded star of the controversial show "Duck Dynasty" Willie Robertson, which has been noted for the hom...
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Funny story: Paul McCartney To Appear On Duck Dynasty And Introduce A Song He Wrote Especially For The Show

Paul McCartney To Appear On Duck Dynasty And Introduce A Song He Wrote Especially For The Show

NEW YORK CITY - Paul McCartney, former member of the world's most popular band the Beatles, has just announced on The Viagra View that he will be appearing on the hit A&E show Duck Dynasty. McCartney, who with John Lennon, wrote hundreds of hi...
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Funny story: Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Proudly Boasts: We Ain't Got No Gays In Louisiana

Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Proudly Boasts: We Ain't Got No Gays In Louisiana

MONROE, Louisiana - The multi-millionaire leader of Duck Dynasty's Robertson family, Phil Robertson has just made a strong statement to Voodoo Dupree with Glamboyant Magazine. The 67-year-old long beared patriarch of the Louisiana family stated th...
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Funny story: Dolly Parton To Appear On Duck Dynasty

Dolly Parton To Appear On Duck Dynasty

NASHVILLE - The Queen of Country Music, Dolly Parton has just said that she has agreed to appear on an upcoming episode of Duck Dynasty. The 67-year-old Parton commented that she's been a fan of the show since it first went on the air. Dolly me...
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Funny story: Duck Dynasty Robertson: No Women In Heaven!

Duck Dynasty Robertson: No Women In Heaven!

Pastor Robertson told us that he knew that it ain't going to make him any popular but that the Good Book says what it means. After that encounter with the Gay people, he hated to start 'another boondoggle' but that's just how it is and he believe...
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Funny story: Louisiana To Honor Duck Dynasty's Robertson Family With A Valentine's Day Parade

Louisiana To Honor Duck Dynasty's Robertson Family With A Valentine's Day Parade

BATON ROUGE, Louisiana - The governor or Louisiana, Bobby Jindal has just proclaimed that the week of February 10-16 will be officially declared as The Robertson Family Week. Governor Jindal stated that on Valentine's Day, the Duck Dynasty clan wi...
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Funny story: President Obama Turns Down An Offer To Appear On Duck Dynasty

President Obama Turns Down An Offer To Appear On Duck Dynasty

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has just announced that the producers of the hit show Duck Dynasty have invited President Obama to guest star on the A&E show. Colfax informed the White House reporters that the preside...
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Funny story: Duck Dynasty Robertson: No Women In Heaven!

Duck Dynasty Robertson: No Women In Heaven!

Pastor Robertson told us that he knew that it ain't going to make him any popular but that the Good Book says what it means. After that encounter with the Gay people, he hated to start 'another boondoggle' but that's just how it is and he believe...
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Funny story: NASA Has Just Received A Very Generous Check From Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson

NASA Has Just Received A Very Generous Check From Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson

HOUSTON - The executives at NASA are thrilled due to the fact that they have just received a very generous donation from the patriarch of Duck Dynasty's Robertson family, Phil Robertson. Phil told the press that the members of his family have alwa...
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Funny story: ZZ Top To Guest Star on Duck Dynasty

ZZ Top To Guest Star on Duck Dynasty

HOUSTON - The Little Old Band from Texas, ZZ Top has just announced that they will be appearing in an upcoming episode of the hit A&E show Duck Dynasty. Billy Gibbons, lead singer and guitar player for the power trio from the Lone Star State,...
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