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Man From Duck Dynasty With Silly Looking Beard Talks Utter Crap

Funny story: Man From Duck Dynasty With Silly Looking Beard Talks Utter Crap

The star of the US TV reality show Duck Dynasty is facing criticism after a speech that included a graphic story about Stephen Hawking being struck by lighting. Phil Robertson, one of the ones who has a stupid beard and looks like a "bit of a too...

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Phil & Si & I Get Attacked by a Rougarou in a Louisiana Swamp

Funny story: Phil & Si & I Get Attacked by a Rougarou in a Louisiana Swamp

So Si and Phil Robertson, along with this reporter, were deep in the Louisiana swamps trying out Duck Commander's new line of duck calls. It was a wet boggy mess in the bayou, and Miss Kay packed us a lunch of gator tail, crawdads and smelts. I brought the smelts, of course, and they were in the trunk of my car when I arrived at my Spanish moss destination out in the middle of nowhere. But some...

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The Duck Dynasty Amusement Theme Park To Open In Early 2015

Funny story: The Duck Dynasty Amusement Theme Park To Open In Early 2015

WEST MONROE, Louisiana - Phil Robertson, patriarch of the Robertson family of Duck Dynasty fame has just informed the news media about plans for a Duck Dynasty Amusement Theme Park. The park is scheduled to open in early 2015, and it will include...

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Duck Dynasty Into Fight With PETA Now?

Funny story: Duck Dynasty Into Fight With PETA Now?

Phil Robertson the head of the Duck Dynasty has announced that the family have come up with a new call that draws blackbirds to the area. Why would anyone want a blackbird caller? "I tell you the truth, we have sold thousands already and we are...

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Ben & Jerry's Introduces Its Latest Ice Cream Flavor - Duck Dynasty Delight

Funny story: Ben & Jerry's Introduces Its Latest Ice Cream Flavor - Duck Dynasty Delight

SOUTH BURLINGTON, Vermont - The makers of the world famous Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream have just announced their latest ice cream creation. Company spokesperson Millard Cypress informed the news media at a press conference at the South Burlington...

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The Gillette Company Offers Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson $1 Million To Shave His Beard Off In One Of Their Commercials

Funny story: The Gillette Company Offers Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson $1 Million To Shave His Beard Off In One Of Their Commercials

NEW YORK CITY - Everyday it seems like Phil Robertson and his Duck Dynasty family get all kinds of offers to film all kinds of commercials from beer and deodorant to chips and condoms. The latest company to come knocking on the Monroe, Louisiana d...

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Louisiana Names Duck Dynasty The Number One Television Show of All Time

Funny story: Louisiana Names Duck Dynasty The Number One Television Show of All Time

NEW ORLEANS - Sangria Wine, a reporter with TV ClickerWorld has just informed the television viewing public that Duck Dynasty has received a prestigious award. The A&E show which centers around Phil Robertson and his Monroe, Louisiana family h...

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Ducks May Quit Show

Funny story: Ducks May Quit Show

As usual they have had the head of the family to speak for the whole group, Phil Robertson. "We have talked it over and decided to give it another year. As most folks know, we are not in need of the money but we are seeing it as changing our lives...

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The Nude Calendar of The Duck Dynasty Women Is The Top Selling Calendar In The Nation

Funny story: The Nude Calendar of The Duck Dynasty Women Is The Top Selling Calendar In The Nation

CHICAGO - Glamboyant Magazine has just announced that since the good-looking Robertson women of the A&E hit show Duck Dynasty have started wearing shorter skirts and shorter shorts the show's ratings have shot up through the roof. Voodoo Dupre...

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NASA's Nationally Televised Telethon Will Be A Star-Studded Event

Funny story: NASA's Nationally Televised Telethon Will Be A Star-Studded Event

HOUSTON - It is widely known that NASA has been having financial problems for the past three years. Much of that can be attributed to the high cost in utility bills which are enormous at The Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center. NASA Spokesperson Tre...

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Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Makes A Political Statement

Funny story: Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Makes A Political Statement

MONROE, Louisiana - Phil Robertson, the patriarch of the Robertson family of Duck Dynasty fame, says that he feels that he has now become as popular as Peyton Manning, Ryan Seacrest, George Clooney, and even Regis Philbin. He revealed to local rep...

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Duck Dynasty's Robertson Star Of State of Union

Funny story: Duck Dynasty's Robertson Star Of State of Union

WASHINGTON - The house chamber was packed last night with special guests for President Obama's State of the Union Address. Included was the long-bearded star of the controversial show "Duck Dynasty" Willie Robertson, which has been noted for the hom...

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Paul McCartney To Appear On Duck Dynasty And Introduce A Song He Wrote Especially For The Show

Funny story: Paul McCartney To Appear On Duck Dynasty And Introduce A Song He Wrote Especially For The Show

NEW YORK CITY - Paul McCartney, former member of the world's most popular band the Beatles, has just announced on The Viagra View that he will be appearing on the hit A&E show Duck Dynasty. McCartney, who with John Lennon, wrote hundreds of hi...

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Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Proudly Boasts: We Ain't Got No Gays In Louisiana

Funny story: Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Proudly Boasts: We Ain't Got No Gays In Louisiana

MONROE, Louisiana - The multi-millionaire leader of Duck Dynasty's Robertson family, Phil Robertson has just made a strong statement to Voodoo Dupree with Glamboyant Magazine. The 67-year-old long beared patriarch of the Louisiana family stated th...

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Dolly Parton To Appear On Duck Dynasty

Funny story: Dolly Parton To Appear On Duck Dynasty

NASHVILLE - The Queen of Country Music, Dolly Parton has just said that she has agreed to appear on an upcoming episode of Duck Dynasty. The 67-year-old Parton commented that she's been a fan of the show since it first went on the air. Dolly me...

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Duck Dynasty Robertson: No Women In Heaven!

Funny story: Duck Dynasty Robertson: No Women In Heaven!

Pastor Robertson told us that he knew that it ain't going to make him any popular but that the Good Book says what it means. After that encounter with the Gay people, he hated to start 'another boondoggle' but that's just how it is and he believe...

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Louisiana To Honor Duck Dynasty's Robertson Family With A Valentine's Day Parade

Funny story: Louisiana To Honor Duck Dynasty's Robertson Family With A Valentine's Day Parade

BATON ROUGE, Louisiana - The governor or Louisiana, Bobby Jindal has just proclaimed that the week of February 10-16 will be officially declared as The Robertson Family Week. Governor Jindal stated that on Valentine's Day, the Duck Dynasty clan wi...

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President Obama Turns Down An Offer To Appear On Duck Dynasty

Funny story: President Obama Turns Down An Offer To Appear On Duck Dynasty

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has just announced that the producers of the hit show Duck Dynasty have invited President Obama to guest star on the A&E show. Colfax informed the White House reporters that the preside...

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