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Funny story:  Pills Are Us reveals new product

Pills Are Us reveals new product

It has finally happened, and we knew it would The APA, American Pharmaceutical Association, revealed today that "Pills Are Us," a pharmaceutical company in Southbend, Oregon, which is just South of Bend, Oregon, after seven years of exhaustive res...
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Funny story:  Pharmaceutical Giant Chooses to Name its Next Drug Medication Hank William Jr.

Pharmaceutical Giant Chooses to Name its Next Drug Medication Hank William Jr.

A pharmaceutical giant has announced it will use Hank Williams Jr. as the name of their next drug medication on their list of narcotic experiments. Since the inception of the company, the only other health care product that came close to sounding...
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Funny story:  US Citizens used as psych-test lab rats by Big Pharm

US Citizens used as psych-test lab rats by Big Pharm

Public records reveal two big pharmaceutical companies have been the largest contributor to playground safety projects in the world over a 30-year period, donating more than $900 million to the cause. The U.S. Government and State Governments com...
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Funny story:  New Sleep Product Helps the US Economy

New Sleep Product Helps the US Economy

Union City NJ: The Prometheus Pharmaceutical Company (PPC) announced today that a breakthrough in sleep medication had occurred. A new sleep product, fortified with vitamins, will soon be on the over-the-counter market. PPC's lead project research...
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Funny story:  Palaxo-Kime announces new more accurate blood pressure cuff

Palaxo-Kime announces new more accurate blood pressure cuff

Paris, France - Dr. Tod S. Quishit of the Swiss Palaxo-Kime pharmaceutical company made a stunning announcement at the annual Paris Hypertension conference yesterday. Palaxo-Kime has just published a study showing that current blood pressure cuf...
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Funny story:  This Medication May Have Some Side Effects

This Medication May Have Some Side Effects

You may experience some side effects when taking this medication. You may experience memory lapses to varying degrees. You may forget to take your daily dose. (If you do, simply return to the daily schedule. Do not take two doses together.) You may forget where you have placed your bottle of medication. (We suggest leaving the bottle on your night stand or otherwise out in the open. You...
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Funny story:  Pharmaceutical Company Testing Drugs on Under-performing Employees

Pharmaceutical Company Testing Drugs on Under-performing Employees

Times are tough. Things have gotten so bad that pharmaceutical giants, Large Pharma, can no longer afford to test new drugs on unsuspecting people from remote African villages. An unidentified CEO from one of the major pharmaceutical companies sa...
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Funny story:  Pharmacists told 'Just do what you Like!'

Pharmacists told 'Just do what you Like!'

A revised code of conduct issued by the new industry regulator, will effectively mean that Pharmacy staff will be able to choose which drugs they dispense and which they do not, in accordance with their own beliefs. The General Pharmaceutical Coun...
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Funny story:  Premature Ejaculation Remedy Hits U.K. Shelves Ahead of Schedule

Premature Ejaculation Remedy Hits U.K. Shelves Ahead of Schedule

LONDON, U.K. - The United Kingdom never had a chance to brace itself for the early release of a new pill designed to prevent premature ejaculation. Medical trials, conducted to prove that just one tablet of the drug Penirgy can make men last up to...
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Funny story:  Tablet for Both Male Oral Contraception and Erectile Dysfunction Has New Marketing Strategy

Tablet for Both Male Oral Contraception and Erectile Dysfunction Has New Marketing Strategy

Pharmaceutical Company Squid Technologies has developed a new pill that is both an oral male contraceptive and an erectile dysfunction drug. Response in the last forty-eight hours has been so tremendous and resounding that several new ways to ma...
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Funny story:  Pharmaceutical Company Develops Pill That Is Both Male Contraceptive And Treats Erectile Dysfunction

Pharmaceutical Company Develops Pill That Is Both Male Contraceptive And Treats Erectile Dysfunction

Squid Technologies, a Canadian pharmaceutical company based in Toronto, has announced the development of a pill that will fill duel roles. The small pill will act as both a male oral contraceptive and a treatment for erectile dysfunction (such as Vi...
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Funny story:  U.S. Chemical Industry Falls Down, Goes Boom

U.S. Chemical Industry Falls Down, Goes Boom

In a stunning reversal of fortune, the once highly esteemed U.S. chemical industry has completely collapsed into, as insiders call it, a slag heap. Industry analysts, however, are more blunt, calling current chemistry "hulking, stinking, steaming do...
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Funny story:  Spice, Spouse and Migraine

Spice, Spouse and Migraine

In late seventies, when I decided to make pharma selling as my career, I never imagined the surprises awaited me. From the first day of training programme, which lasted for a month, there was no dearth for surprises, and I should admit many were pleasant. During the training programme, I started learning enthusiastically little bit of human physiology, anatomy and pharmacology, besides the nuances...
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Funny story:  Hot and Cold Running Water

Hot and Cold Running Water

The shower in my apartment has got me thinking about people; specifically what seems to be many women's all or nothing attitude towards the one's they love to hate, or is it hate to love? My shower works into this in a number of ways. To begin with, the hot water is not very convenient to my abode as it is piped in from a boiler located a full block away rather than a heater in the next room. L...
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Funny story:  Psychiatrist Discovers New Planet, Blames Its Erratic Orbit On Chemical Imbalance

Psychiatrist Discovers New Planet, Blames Its Erratic Orbit On Chemical Imbalance

While looking through the main telescope of the Winkenblinken Public Observatory last month, prominent psychiatrist A. Gorden Crumgranit discovered a previously unknown planet revolving around a nearby star. Astronomers have confirmed that the plane...
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Funny story:  Don't Drink the Water

Don't Drink the Water

A recent study has shown, that there are drugs in our drinking water. America is not the only country this has happend to, it appears that almost all countries have this issue.
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Funny story:  Spitzer Pharmaceuticals to enter lucrative placebo market

Spitzer Pharmaceuticals to enter lucrative placebo market

After the revelation that many doctors are prescribing placebos for their patients, Spitzer Pharmaceuticals, makers of advanced pharmaceutical products, announced today that it has developed a more-potent placebo.
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Funny story:  Pharmaceuticals company to enter lucrative placebo market

Pharmaceuticals company to enter lucrative placebo market

After the revelation that many doctors are prescribing placebos for their patients, a manufacturer of advanced pharmaceutical products has announced today that it has developed a more-potent placebo.
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