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Newly Invented Pill Cures Hangovers

Funny story: Newly Invented Pill Cures Hangovers

A group of scientist at Boozeyman Pharmaceuticals have developed a pill which cures hangovers. The pill, named Soberhop, is to be taken after one's last drink and takes no more than 2 minutes to completely sober up the recipient, regardless of how m...

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Conspiracy Theory Breakthrough

Funny story: Conspiracy Theory Breakthrough

A new drug has been developed to combat what its manufacturers' claim is an increasing rise in what it calls "conspiracy theory syndrome". We went along to F.U. Pharamceuticals in Baltimore to interview leading research scientist there Dr. Hugh.B.Still. I asked the doctor: "Do you believe there is a need for this drug?" "Our research shows that the need is overwhelming. We see the syndrom...

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Studies Show Ritalin Really Works!

Funny story: Studies Show Ritalin Really Works!

DES MOINES- A study from the University of Des Moines was conducted recently to learn about the true effects of Ritalin on children and teens. One student by the same of Harry Christiansen hypothesized that Ritalin works only because of the Placebo E...

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Pills Are Us reveals new product

Funny story: Pills Are Us reveals new product

It has finally happened, and we knew it would The APA, American Pharmaceutical Association, revealed today that "Pills Are Us," a pharmaceutical company in Southbend, Oregon, which is just South of Bend, Oregon, after seven years of exhaustive res...

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Pharmaceutical Giant Chooses to Name its Next Drug Medication Hank William Jr.

Funny story: Pharmaceutical Giant Chooses to Name its Next Drug Medication Hank William Jr.

A pharmaceutical giant has announced it will use Hank Williams Jr. as the name of their next drug medication on their list of narcotic experiments. Since the inception of the company, the only other health care product that came close to sounding...

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US Citizens used as psych-test lab rats by Big Pharm

Funny story: US Citizens used as psych-test lab rats by Big Pharm

Public records reveal two big pharmaceutical companies have been the largest contributor to playground safety projects in the world over a 30-year period, donating more than $900 million to the cause. The U.S. Government and State Governments com...

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New Sleep Product Helps the US Economy

Funny story: New Sleep Product Helps the US Economy

Union City NJ: The Prometheus Pharmaceutical Company (PPC) announced today that a breakthrough in sleep medication had occurred. A new sleep product, fortified with vitamins, will soon be on the over-the-counter market. PPC's lead project research...

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Palaxo-Kime announces new more accurate blood pressure cuff

Funny story: Palaxo-Kime announces new more accurate blood pressure cuff

Paris, France - Dr. Tod S. Quishit of the Swiss Palaxo-Kime pharmaceutical company made a stunning announcement at the annual Paris Hypertension conference yesterday. Palaxo-Kime has just published a study showing that current blood pressure cuf...

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This Medication May Have Some Side Effects

Funny story: This Medication May Have Some Side Effects

You may experience some side effects when taking this medication. You may experience memory lapses to varying degrees. You may forget to take your daily dose. (If you do, simply return to the daily schedule. Do not take two doses together.) You may forget where you have placed your bottle of medication. (We suggest leaving the bottle on your night stand or otherwise out in the open. You...

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Pharmaceutical Company Testing Drugs on Under-performing Employees

Funny story: Pharmaceutical Company Testing Drugs on Under-performing Employees

Times are tough. Things have gotten so bad that pharmaceutical giants, Large Pharma, can no longer afford to test new drugs on unsuspecting people from remote African villages. An unidentified CEO from one of the major pharmaceutical companies sa...

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Pharmacists told 'Just do what you Like!'

Funny story: Pharmacists told 'Just do what you Like!'

A revised code of conduct issued by the new industry regulator, will effectively mean that Pharmacy staff will be able to choose which drugs they dispense and which they do not, in accordance with their own beliefs. The General Pharmaceutical Coun...

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Premature Ejaculation Remedy Hits U.K. Shelves Ahead of Schedule

Funny story: Premature Ejaculation Remedy Hits U.K. Shelves Ahead of Schedule

LONDON, U.K. - The United Kingdom never had a chance to brace itself for the early release of a new pill designed to prevent premature ejaculation. Medical trials, conducted to prove that just one tablet of the drug Penirgy can make men last up to...

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Tablet for Both Male Oral Contraception and Erectile Dysfunction Has New Marketing Strategy

Funny story: Tablet for Both Male Oral Contraception and Erectile Dysfunction Has New Marketing Strategy

Pharmaceutical Company Squid Technologies has developed a new pill that is both an oral male contraceptive and an erectile dysfunction drug. Response in the last forty-eight hours has been so tremendous and resounding that several new ways to ma...

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Pharmaceutical Company Develops Pill That Is Both Male Contraceptive And Treats Erectile Dysfunction

Funny story: Pharmaceutical Company Develops Pill That Is Both Male Contraceptive And Treats Erectile Dysfunction

Squid Technologies, a Canadian pharmaceutical company based in Toronto, has announced the development of a pill that will fill duel roles. The small pill will act as both a male oral contraceptive and a treatment for erectile dysfunction (such as Vi...

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U.S. Chemical Industry Falls Down, Goes Boom

Funny story: U.S. Chemical Industry Falls Down, Goes Boom

In a stunning reversal of fortune, the once highly esteemed U.S. chemical industry has completely collapsed into, as insiders call it, a slag heap. Industry analysts, however, are more blunt, calling current chemistry "hulking, stinking, steaming do...

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Spice, Spouse and Migraine

Funny story: Spice, Spouse and Migraine

In late seventies, when I decided to make pharma selling as my career, I never imagined the surprises awaited me. From the first day of training programme, which lasted for a month, there was no dearth for surprises, and I should admit many were pleasant. During the training programme, I started learning enthusiastically little bit of human physiology, anatomy and pharmacology, besides the nuances...

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Hot and Cold Running Water

Funny story: Hot and Cold Running Water

The shower in my apartment has got me thinking about people; specifically what seems to be many women's all or nothing attitude towards the one's they love to hate, or is it hate to love? My shower works into this in a number of ways. To begin with, the hot water is not very convenient to my abode as it is piped in from a boiler located a full block away rather than a heater in the next room. L...

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Psychiatrist Discovers New Planet, Blames Its Erratic Orbit On Chemical Imbalance

Funny story: Psychiatrist Discovers New Planet, Blames Its Erratic Orbit On Chemical Imbalance

While looking through the main telescope of the Winkenblinken Public Observatory last month, prominent psychiatrist A. Gorden Crumgranit discovered a previously unknown planet revolving around a nearby star. Astronomers have confirmed that the plane...

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Trump Said News Media The Enemy

Trump said the news media was the enemy of the people. Saudi newsman Jamal Khashoggi was critical of the Saudi government, then goes missing in the Saudi Embassy in Turkey? Looks like a green light.
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