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Funny story: Man Declared Dead Days Before Suddenly Wakes Up in Morgue

Man Declared Dead Days Before Suddenly Wakes Up in Morgue

A man has amazed doctors and workers at a hospital by waking up after being declared dead two days before. The family had waited till several family members could arrive to hold the funeral in Nairobi, Kenya. Meanwhile a worker at the morgue b...
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Funny story: Got giggy with it?

Got giggy with it?

Nature, at the very beginning, gave horse a forelock to swish away flies and insects. ?She, also, gave the horse a tail to constantly whisk away the blood sucking horse-flies ?from his sensitive testicles. Moreover, she granted the horse the ability to "shiver" the ?skin to get rid of flies landing on his body. ? Of course, man has supplemented nature's insufficiencies, such as 'fly repelling b...
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Funny story: Couple Sprayed with Bug Spray!

Couple Sprayed with Bug Spray!

In Flint, Michigan, two people (an assistant to the mayor and a local activist) accused City Councilwoman Jackie Popular of assault following a rancorous council meeting. Ms. Popular allegedly sprayed the pair with a can, proclaiming, "Pests! We...
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Funny story: FDA and US Agriculture Dept. Approve Cola as Pesticides

FDA and US Agriculture Dept. Approve Cola as Pesticides

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - The US Food and Drug Administration and the Department of Agriculture have jointly approved the use of cola as pesticides in farming and general pest control both outdoors and indoors. The two government organizations had...
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Funny story: Pesticides creating dangerous "Super Fly"

Pesticides creating dangerous "Super Fly"

As scientists have long warned, constant overuse of insecticides and pesticides have finally created a "super fly" that is totally resistant to any attempts to eradicate them.
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