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Pokemon NO GO

Funny story: Pokemon NO GO

Pokémon Go! A light hearted game that has brought joy to millions inside and outside the UK. A harmless scavenger hunt designed to bring players together in the search for the elusive Mewtwo (or three). But what if the App had other more sinister ram...

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Little Divot Man Receives World's First Full Eye Transplant, Instantly Becomes Peeping Tom

Funny story: Little Divot Man Receives World's First Full Eye Transplant, Instantly Becomes Peeping Tom

We've all heard about people receiving organ transplants and then experiencing a change in personality, or even that woman who got a new arm only to be strangled to death by it, but imagine being the world's first recipient of a full eye transplant o...

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Bernie Sanders Responds To Critics In A Wide Ranging Interview

Funny story: Bernie Sanders Responds To Critics In A Wide Ranging Interview

Whitehaven, Vermont - Under increased scrutiny, Bernie Sanders sat down with a reporter from the New York Post to answer his critics. On why he is so popular in predominantly "white, middle class" towns with left-wing universities in them: "My...

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Boston: Giant Snowman Arrested For Peeping In Windows

Funny story: Boston: Giant Snowman Arrested For Peeping In Windows

BILLINGSGATE POST: With snow reaching heights of 6 or more feet in the Boston area, reports of a creepy man dressed as a snowman are being investigated by Boston Police. One lady, who did not want to be identified, reported that she was steppi...

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Pervert Walks Away With Only A Fine?!

Funny story: Pervert Walks Away With Only A Fine?!

A Judge in Wyoming has ruled that a man whom police say, began picking up young girls and flashing them for the past ten years has the right to have a DNA testing. Although police say they are absolutely sure they have the right guy because they h...

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Vehicle accessories

For women, accessories relate to dress and include such items as bows, tiaras, necklaces, bracelets, pins, rings, anklets, purses, shoes, and men with thick wallets. For men, accessories relate to vehicles, and include hubcaps, rims, wheels, racing stripes, cabin-mounted rifle racks, decals, and truck balls. Although men accessorize both cars and trucks, the latter are often decorated with raci...

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Voyeurism: It's not just for perverts anymore!

Voyeurism is the pastime of spying on someone who is unaware of his or her presence. were the victim aware, he or she (usually, she) wouldn't be lolling around naked in the first place, especially in the presence, seen or unseen, of anyone else (unless she is also an exhibitionist). If the voyeur is hard up enough to ogle someone in secret and there is no one available to ogle, he will usually...

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Campaign to Strip Savile of Name

Funny story: Campaign to Strip Savile of Name

A campaign launches today to posthumously strip warped paedo Jimmy Savile of his name - and members of the public are urged to take part. The founders of the campaign believe that Savile should not be remembered as Jimmy Savile. They are instead c...

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Man breaks penis during Love Seat sex bust

Funny story: Man breaks penis during Love Seat sex bust

WAUKESHA, WI (ABSNN) - As if living in Wisconsin wasn't bad enough, Waukesha residents were "treated" to a 46-year-old man having intercourse with a couch, or to be exact, an abondoned love seat. Jerrard T. Streetor, of 2387 Cold Stream Place, Wau...

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Steven Hawkins in Animal cruelty probe

Funny story: Steven Hawkins in Animal cruelty probe

Esteemed space pervert Prof Steven Hawkins has been under investigation by animal rights groups. The shock revelation comes as no surprise as the prof has been on a downward spiral of self destruction that would put Charlie sheen to shame. Hawkins...

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Imprisoned Mormon Elder released for Temple wedding to Jail Bate Bougers

Funny story: Imprisoned Mormon Elder released for Temple wedding to Jail Bate Bougers

Salt Lake, UT - Although Jail Bate Bougers died at birth, Mormon Elder Swarmen Jerks became enraptured with her story as portrayed on T.V. and convinced the Governor to grant him leave to attend a marriage ceremony at the Temple. Wedding the dead is...

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Satan appears on a bathroom tile proving he's just a dirty old "Peeping Tom"!

Funny story: Satan appears on a bathroom tile proving he's just a dirty old "Peeping Tom"!

The Devil has appeared on a bathroom tile in Budapest, Hungary and refuses to be removed. After spending a fortune on renovating his bathroom Mr.Crsefko let his wife shower first, but the bathroom turned cold and creepy and as she stepped naked ou...

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Sick Perv Who Faked Own Death Receives Free Handouts in Jail

Funny story: Sick Perv Who Faked Own Death Receives Free Handouts in Jail

A SICK PERVERT who attempted to fake his own death by SELF-ABUSING himself for forty-eight hours was today sentenced to spend the rest of his life in a recently-carpeted bungalow in beautiful Lytham St Annes, AT YOUR EXPENSE! The MONSTER who canno...

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Female 'Peeping Tom' Arrested

Funny story: Female 'Peeping Tom' Arrested

The New York Police Department arrested a Georgia Tech student on "Peeping Tom" charges on Wednesday morning after she entered a man's bathroom as a male student showered, according to the police report. Officers responded to a call from the seco...

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Calling All PBS Perverts!

Funny story: Calling All PBS Perverts!

Have you ever been bad in the Badlands? Sowed your seed at Lake Mead? Had a hot time at Hot Springs? Gotten laid in the Everglades? If so, Ken Burns wants to talk to you. Burns, the respected pixie-haired documentary filmmaker, is already busy with the sequel to his sure-to-be-a-blockbuster on the U.S. National Parks, which premieres this weekend on PBS. The follow-up film will have the wo...

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Sod'Em: Not In Our Town

Funny story: Sod'Em: Not In Our Town

The historic city of Gloucester has been saved from descending into a cesspit of vile sexual depravity. A planning application to turn a hotel into a "private member's sex club" complete with a "fetish room" for "adult enjoyment" has been turned down...

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California Voters To Change Name of San Francisco

Funny story: California Voters To Change Name of San Francisco

Calfiornia voters, tired of the gay community of San Francisco trying to shove gay marriage down their throats, have voted to change the name of the city. In a vote that received 80% support outside of the bay area, state voters elected to change th...

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Australian computer perverts arrested in Adelaide

Funny story: Australian computer perverts arrested in Adelaide

ADELAIDE, Australia - An unidentified 20-year-old Australian man has been charged with infecting more than 3,000 computers around the world with the most virulent stain of STD, Ether AIDS. The man, whose name will not be released until he app...

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