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The News At Me

The world is awash with important breaking news stories that scream so loud they surely cannot be ignored. There's a endless parade of sexual assault claims in Hollywood. Ex-Generals claiming the US could lose a war against the tinpot dictatorship of...

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EPA to Crack Down on Second Hand Perfume

Funny story: EPA to Crack Down on Second Hand Perfume

WASHINGTON, DC - Little old ladies may find fewer places to spread their aroma after EPA officials took actions to protect people from second-hand perfume. But some are saying the proposed ordinance does not go far enough. The new law, if eventual...

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Contaminated River Water Used for Perfume - One Company's Fumes are Another Company's Fragrance

Funny story: Contaminated River Water Used for Perfume - One Company's Fumes are Another Company's Fragrance

On January 9, 2014, residents of Charleston, West Virginia woke to the sweet smell of licorice in the air. The sweetness quickly turned sour when they discovered that the odor was the result of a chemical spill from the Freedom Industries facility...

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Top 25 New Breast Perfumes

Funny story: Top 25 New Breast Perfumes

Along with underarm deodorant, perfume, cologne used anywhere else on the body, the following companies are ready to release their new Under Boob Perfumes. Check for them at many top line stores as they will be released during the summer of 2014. The perfect gift for the perfect lady in your life: Joy Gold Medal Winner Fleshman's Eye Popper La Rose Jacqueminot Illusion My Sin Tabu For You...

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Jessica Simpson's New Perfume Is Now On Sale

Funny story: Jessica Simpson's New Perfume Is Now On Sale

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jessica Simpson, who has had her share of ups and downs where male relationships are concerned is reportedly on Cloud 9. The singer, actress, and business mogul has just announced that her brand new perfume is now available in al...

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Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian's New Pineapple Infused Muff Perfumes

Funny story: Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian's New Pineapple Infused Muff Perfumes

Everyone knows the Kardashian sisters are close but they have gone from the ridicules to the sublime in their show, "Kourtney and Kim Take Miami". In a recent show Khloe told Kim and Kourtney that if they drank pineapple juice it would make their...

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Grammy Award Winner's Aftershave Results in Hazmat Response

Sources say a Los Angeles Fire Department hazmat team responded to the Grammy Awards show Sunday night after hundreds of people in the audience were sickened by musician Jack White's aftershave. "It was awful," said backup hummer Caaloey D'Ababa...

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It's the pits! Brad 'is an affront' in women's perfume ad

Funny story: It's the pits! Brad 'is an affront' in women's perfume ad

New York - "At least he isn't wearing that Hobbitesque Dildo Baggins beanie hat," was how one Manhattan fragrance consultant put it about Brad Pitt's latest reincarnation as a perfume industry troll. "But that horrid little goatee of his just has...

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Kardashian Flour Bombing Another Publicity Stunt

Funny story: Kardashian Flour Bombing Another Publicity Stunt

If it's been more than a day without Kim Kardashian in the headlines, it must be time for another publicity stunt. The actress/model/whateveryoucallher was on a fabricated red carpet event for a European launch of her new perfume, when a female atte...

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Liz Taylor White Diamonds Perfume Removed From Stores

Funny story: Liz Taylor White Diamonds Perfume Removed From Stores

With Dame Elizabeth Taylor gone, stores worldwide have finally been able to remove her signature scent White Diamonds perfume from their shelves. A top department store in London, as well as upscale stores in Beverly Hills and as far away as Ban...

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Icon

In USA, it was Henry David Thoreau, the author of Walden, who believed in 'civil disobedience' to repugnant laws. On the other hand, 1400 years ago, in Middle East, a civilized nation fell victim to some ferocious barbarians. The nation lost her independence and identity, but, hopelessly, resorted to civil disobedience to regain her sovereignty. In their struggle up to now, a great majority of the...

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Taylor Swift Launches New Fragrance; Repression

Funny story: Taylor Swift Launches New Fragrance; Repression

Backed by fragrance and makeup giant Elizabeth Armin, Taylor Swift has announced that she will market a new fragrance and body care line of products just in time for the holiday shopping season. With trademark names like Obsession, Passion, Fusion,...

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Anne Widdicome Launches New Scent

Funny story: Anne Widdicome Launches New Scent

It appears that Anne Widdicome has hit on another winner and stands to make thousands of pounds after her appearance on Strictly Come Dancing. Following her sweaty swarré around the dance floor she discarded her dank sweaty Victorian sized knicker...

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Lady Gaga Creates Her Own Scent, Also New Perfume!

Funny story: Lady Gaga Creates Her Own Scent, Also New Perfume!

Anyone who has been around Lady Gaga for the past year knows that she has that special scent no one else has, a sort of combination Elizabeth Taylor/John Wayne. Yesterday, a British company announced that Lady Gaga's Own Choice will be in all majo...

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Superdrug pulls Katie Price perfume

Funny story: Superdrug pulls Katie Price perfume

Reality TV star Katie Price's perfume has been pulled from Superdrug's shelves because of "ethical" reasons, according to the high street store. It coincides with another perfume range, Spoof, by Vacherie, also being withdrawn. That followed a re...

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Cheryl Cole's Perfume 'Eau Du Nudeness' Named The World's Best

Funny story: Cheryl Cole's Perfume 'Eau Du Nudeness' Named The World's Best

COPENHAGEN - The International Perfume Institute headquartered in Copenhagen, Denmark has just announced that it has chosen Cheryl Cole's Eau Du Nudeness as the world's number one perfume. IPI executive director Mezzolino Rillanava stated that thi...

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Isaiah "The Old Spice Man" Mustafa Named 'The Most Obnoxious Man In The World'

Funny story: Isaiah "The Old Spice Man" Mustafa Named 'The Most Obnoxious Man In The World'

NEW YORK CITY - TV ClickerWorld Magazine has just announced that the actor who appears on the Old Spice Deodorant commercials has been voted as 'The Most Obnoxious Man In The World.' The ex-barbecue diner owner, Isaiah Mustafa, received 43,668 vot...

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Meet women: Smell like a spy

Funny story: Meet women: Smell like a spy

Sneak around behind buildings, crawl under houses, jump off roofs, shoot pretend guns, drool, limp, bandage face, look extremely agitated, hide behind trees, go into sewer pipes, crawl in duct work, drink urine colored water (maybe its scotch), and w...

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Breaking news…

Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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