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Funny story: Jessica Simpson's New Perfume Is Now On Sale

Jessica Simpson's New Perfume Is Now On Sale

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jessica Simpson, who has had her share of ups and downs where male relationships are concerned is reportedly on Cloud 9. The singer, actress, and business mogul has just announced that her brand new perfume is now available in al...
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Funny story: Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian's New Pineapple Infused Muff Perfumes

Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian's New Pineapple Infused Muff Perfumes

Everyone knows the Kardashian sisters are close but they have gone from the ridicules to the sublime in their show, "Kourtney and Kim Take Miami". In a recent show Khloe told Kim and Kourtney that if they drank pineapple juice it would make their...
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Funny story: Grammy Award Winner's Aftershave Results in Hazmat Response

Grammy Award Winner's Aftershave Results in Hazmat Response

Sources say a Los Angeles Fire Department hazmat team responded to the Grammy Awards show Sunday night after hundreds of people in the audience were sickened by musician Jack White's aftershave. "It was awful," said backup hummer Caaloey D'Ababa...
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Funny story: It's the pits! Brad 'is an affront' in women's perfume ad

It's the pits! Brad 'is an affront' in women's perfume ad

New York - "At least he isn't wearing that Hobbitesque Dildo Baggins beanie hat," was how one Manhattan fragrance consultant put it about Brad Pitt's latest reincarnation as a perfume industry troll. "But that horrid little goatee of his just has...
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Funny story: Kardashian Flour Bombing Another Publicity Stunt

Kardashian Flour Bombing Another Publicity Stunt

If it's been more than a day without Kim Kardashian in the headlines, it must be time for another publicity stunt. The actress/model/whateveryoucallher was on a fabricated red carpet event for a European launch of her new perfume, when a female atte...
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Funny story: Liz Taylor White Diamonds Perfume Removed From Stores

Liz Taylor White Diamonds Perfume Removed From Stores

With Dame Elizabeth Taylor gone, stores worldwide have finally been able to remove her signature scent White Diamonds perfume from their shelves. A top department store in London, as well as upscale stores in Beverly Hills and as far away as Ban...
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Funny story: Icon

Icon

In USA, it was Henry David Thoreau, the author of Walden, who believed in 'civil disobedience' to repugnant laws. On the other hand, 1400 years ago, in Middle East, a civilized nation fell victim to some ferocious barbarians. The nation lost her independence and identity, but, hopelessly, resorted to civil disobedience to regain her sovereignty. In their struggle up to now, a great majority of the...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift Launches New Fragrance; Repression

Taylor Swift Launches New Fragrance; Repression

Backed by fragrance and makeup giant Elizabeth Armin, Taylor Swift has announced that she will market a new fragrance and body care line of products just in time for the holiday shopping season. With trademark names like Obsession, Passion, Fusion,...
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Funny story: Anne Widdicome Launches New Scent

Anne Widdicome Launches New Scent

It appears that Anne Widdicome has hit on another winner and stands to make thousands of pounds after her appearance on Strictly Come Dancing. Following her sweaty swarré around the dance floor she discarded her dank sweaty Victorian sized knicker...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga Creates Her Own Scent, Also New Perfume!

Lady Gaga Creates Her Own Scent, Also New Perfume!

Anyone who has been around Lady Gaga for the past year knows that she has that special scent no one else has, a sort of combination Elizabeth Taylor/John Wayne. Yesterday, a British company announced that Lady Gaga's Own Choice will be in all majo...
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Funny story: Superdrug pulls Katie Price perfume

Superdrug pulls Katie Price perfume

Reality TV star Katie Price's perfume has been pulled from Superdrug's shelves because of "ethical" reasons, according to the high street store. It coincides with another perfume range, Spoof, by Vacherie, also being withdrawn. That followed a re...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole's Perfume 'Eau Du Nudeness' Named The World's Best

Cheryl Cole's Perfume 'Eau Du Nudeness' Named The World's Best

COPENHAGEN - The International Perfume Institute headquartered in Copenhagen, Denmark has just announced that it has chosen Cheryl Cole's Eau Du Nudeness as the world's number one perfume. IPI executive director Mezzolino Rillanava stated that thi...
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Funny story: Isaiah "The Old Spice Man" Mustafa Named 'The Most Obnoxious Man In The World'

Isaiah "The Old Spice Man" Mustafa Named 'The Most Obnoxious Man In The World'

NEW YORK CITY - TV ClickerWorld Magazine has just announced that the actor who appears on the Old Spice Deodorant commercials has been voted as 'The Most Obnoxious Man In The World.' The ex-barbecue diner owner, Isaiah Mustafa, received 43,668 vot...
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Funny story: Meet women: Smell like a spy

Meet women: Smell like a spy

Sneak around behind buildings, crawl under houses, jump off roofs, shoot pretend guns, drool, limp, bandage face, look extremely agitated, hide behind trees, go into sewer pipes, crawl in duct work, drink urine colored water (maybe its scotch), and w...
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Funny story: Beyonce's New Perfume "Eau du Hi-Ho" Is Now Available Everywhere

Beyonce's New Perfume "Eau du Hi-Ho" Is Now Available Everywhere

HOLLYWOOD - Beyonce Knowles, singer, songwriter, model, actress, and dancer can now add another name to her long line of titles. Ms. Knowles has now entered into the perfume business. Beyonce was approached by the French perfume company, La Fragra...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Sells Her Farts

Paris Hilton Sells Her Farts

In what can only be described as a revolution, hotel heiress Paris Hilton has 'bottled her bottom burps'. "People love my fragrances, so I'd thought that I'd give them something more personal", explained Ms Hilton. During the fictitious interview,...
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Funny story: Chanel #69, Now $3,000 An Ounce, Develops #2P

Chanel #69, Now $3,000 An Ounce, Develops #2P

The world-renowned fashion house and famous perfumer Chanel, after producing the 2008 masterpiece $3,000-an-ounce, new #69, has now developed a very special #2P for canines only. "We have taken some of the main ingredients of the odor of 92 diff...
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Funny story: Burger King's, "Flame" blamed for mountain lion attack

Burger King's, "Flame" blamed for mountain lion attack

Burger King's new men's body spray, "Flame, the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat" is being blamed for a mountain lion attack which happened earlier this morning near Blowing Rock. Hans Feltercrack and his wife were hiking The...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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