After even more holes were shot into St Pep's wings by the incomparable lad Jamie Vardy (who celebrated his hat trick with two kebabs and a packet of Marlborough) we caught up with the Manchester City Maestro to find out what was going wrong.
Revolutionary visionary football guru Pep Guardiola has already placed his delicate mark of excellence over the Premier League. He has told professional athletes that "pizza" is banned. We believe this is to stop Gael Clichy ordering Dominos while he...
Pep has been in place for a few weeks now and City's head honcho has managed to work out exactly why the team under achieved last season.
Yes, you can assume that City will not be announcing Pizza Express as their official Pizza Partner...
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